Dabs13
 
Gender: 
F

Member Since: 
01/10/2008

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Last Login: 
07/16/2009

My Mood:  
Happy
General Information
Status: 
Single

Orientation: 
Straight

Religion: 
Jewish

Education: 
High School

Occupation: 
Lady Entrepenuer

Hometown:
California

Language:
English

About Me
I am a Tuna Hotpocket.
Favorite Music: 
Real Punk & Real Funk

Favorite Books: 
My Big Fat Jewish Divorce

I Love: 
Traveling & Lip gloss

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Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems brushes ever so gently against some boobs I guess it's hard to believe that one man could have a ponytail this sensitive and distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you I know my haiku's are freaking intense but even the words I made up to sound French don't express my feelings for your toilet parts I would show up for our pottery class dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache On a unicorn that shits your name in stars Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, Screwing you on the beach at night Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, Screwing you on the beach at night One milkshake, two straws. Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, Screwing you on the beach at night Fucking's cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like, Screwing you on the beach at night Don't I (Don't I) Sound so (Sound so) Sexy (Sexy) Echo (Echo.) Don't I (Don't I) Sound so (Sound so) Sexy (Sexy) Echo (Echo.) Release the doves!
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Comments ( 28 )
Dabs13
 

wow I found Owen! You look good sweety, how have you been without me?
Owenrock
 

Owen Is right here
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geeze am i the only one stoned at this party?
Kun T B...
 

Anyway,, your brothers court papers showed up here too,,and i can tell by holding them up to the light that he and his lawyer are sticking to the story that even though it is true you guys are only half brother and sister,, the fault really falls on your shoulders because you supplied the champagne and he was an Innocent victim as he only brought orange juice to the family reunion and had never heard of mimosas,,he says you gave him GHB,, and it says they wont pay for the abortion either way.... Cheers
Kun T B...
 

Hey how did you photoshop the cold sores out of your photos?
Kun T B...
 

Hey these messages are private right?,, anyway your Doctor called and said you have to make an appointment ,, they said that the new test results were positive , but the wart cream will take care of it,, and its like $4 a jar,, she also said not to worry it wont burn your taint hairs off,or tarnish your hood piercing then she added ,, not to do it the night before the hemorrhoid operation as it could complicate the surgery.,, and for another $75 they can sew up that prolapsed uterus you have been winning about so lucky you, who says teenage prostitution doesnt pay off in the end huh? hahha,, you made what a mil and a half,,, surgery is about $35,000., being able to walk and not trip on your own vulva= priceless
Kun T B...
 

Oh Hi Dabs.
Kun T B...
 

Roses are red , violets are blue. stfu.
Kun T B...
 

Is that the dog you ran over with your Jeep when you got your DUI?
Kun T B...
 

Hey remember when you weren't an annoying sack of monkey ass? me neither.
Kun T B...
 

You son of a Bitch
✠DougP...
 

I thought Unicorns pooped out fruit-flavored Skittles.
Apple
 

hi Dabs! Cute pancho :) Hope you're doing well, miss you!!!!
BruceNYC
 

Everyone loves the Dabs, except for 4 people and I will never tell
✠DougP...
 

That's EXACTLY the same thing that heats up my jacuzzi! What are the odds?