I'm fucking awesome.
I am Here for:
Whaling expeditions while listening to orchestral pieces such as Clint Mansell's Lux Aeterna or Mozart's Requiem Mass in D Minor, being being accompanied by my disaffected and murderous partner, Nicholas, and the unbeatable dance champion Ben.
Hobbies:
Whaling, clubbing baby seals, and drinking martinis on the beach while saving beached whales so I can harpoon them later.
Favorite Movies:
Orcas Drown Gray Whale Calf - A wholly impressive feat of teamwork, if I might add.
Dre Turns Around 360 - Who would have ever known?
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - For obvious reasons.
NEDM
Favorite TV Shows:
See above.
Favorite Music:
The sound of my harpoon piercing a whale's innards and seeing the ocean turn red with its bodily fluid is music enough to my ears, but to have it accompanied by classic orchestral pieces only makes it all the worth while.
Favorite Books:
Moby Dick, you fuckwad.
I Love:
I Hate:
People against whaling, gay people that try to add me, and midgets.
Tom Foolery. Yes, I am a hypocrite.