I am an orca, washed up on the sandy beaches of Ohio. I spent my life rolling around in attempt to get the attention of the ignorant policemen who were drawing on my stomach. My tail is over 20 feet wide.
I am Here for:
The wonderful wizard of Oz.
Hobbies:
Well EXCUUUSSSEE ME PRINCESS! I generally don't make fun of your hobbits, and you shouldn't make fun of mine.
Favorite Movies:
I'm a whale. I don't get it. What in my blowhole's name is an f'ing movie?!
Favorite TV Shows:
... I'm still confused. is TV short for Tetanus Virus? I got my vaccination for that y'know.
Favorite Music:
... EUUUUAAHHHHHGHHHH by Whaley and the Blubber Brothers
Favorite Books:
How To Sing To The Whales, by Wide Tail Fin
I Love:
.... well I can tell you it isn't the French.
I Hate:
Being called sexy or any other variation of the word.
Don't call me it.
Ever.
It gets you b&.
Just like asking me to show.