I am an orca, washed up on the sandy beaches of Ohio. I spent my life rolling around in attempt to get the attention of the ignorant policemen who were drawing on my stomach. My tail is over 20 feet wide.
I am Here for:
The wonderful wizard of Oz.
Hobbies:
Well EXCUUUSSSEE ME PRINCESS! I generally don't make fun of your hobbits, and you shouldn't make fun of mine.
Favorite Movies:
I'm a whale. I don't get it. What in my blowhole's name is an f'ing movie?!
Favorite TV Shows:
... I'm still confused. is TV short for Tetanus Virus? I got my vaccination for that y'know.
Favorite Music:
... EUUUUAAHHHHHGHHHH by Whaley and the Blubber Brothers
You're probably sitting in line right now holding out hope for that new laptop. Best of luck Amy, I hope you get it. And I'm hoping you run over or maim a few people to do it ;)
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