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riving like it’s summer, boys that never call, eye infections, nihilism, tampax pearl tampons, commas, my roommates, playing shows, dance parties, laying on the ground, headaches, fad diets, ad hominem argument, parallel structure, notebook paper, elizabeth wurtzel moments, acting out in public, biting my nails, calendars and maps, grandma’s back porch, holding grudges, birthday cake ice cream, impusle buying, lifetime original movies, long distance drunk, long elaborate commercials, long first names, manipulations, missing my hips, music, my mother’s voice, not answering the phone, oprah’s gift show, reunions!!, rumors on the internets, saying goodbye, sleeping in, terminal uniqueness, third nostrils, throwing up outside, tylenol pm, vulgar gestures in public, watching people play poker, whiskey/wine, good mouths, pretending to write memoirs

movies:aladdin, almost famous, amores perros, annie hall, apocalypse now, back to the future, boogie nights, born into brothels, casablanca, cinema paradiso, citizen kane, devil &daniel johnston, factory girl, fried green tomatoes, happiness, hiroshima mon amour, independence day, in the realms of the unreal, it happened one night, jurrasic park, leon the professional, magnolia, mean creek, my girl, r.kelly’s trapped in the closet, nowhere, palindromes, pulp fiction, shawshank redemption, slingblade, stagecoach, stand by me, the goonies, the lion king, the sandlot, the science of sleep, valley of the dolls, the wizard of oz

television:oprah, gossip girl!!!, big love, weeds, THE HILLS, beauty contests, seinfeld, grey’s anatomy, heroes, flight of the conchordsFriends, america’s next top model, specials about weight loss, the bare minerals infomercial, the office, land of the lost, project runway, E! True Hollywood Story, boondocks, the hills, book tv, the weather channel, women on deathrow, medium, salute your shorts, my-so called life

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reading:I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, EAST OF EDEN, arthur miller, t.s elliot, john steinbeck, loorie moore, dorothy parker!, maya angelou, tim o’brien, milan kundera, anais nin, reading exercepts from "he’s just not that into you," pretending to date kierkegaard, the part of heart of darkness where he walks by the bodies in a pit and doesnt care, folklore, Dostoevsky (but not the idiot), goosebumps books but not choose your own scare, paradise lost!!! letters milton wrote, douglas coupland, michael cunnigham, A ROOM OF ONES OWN, shakespeare thanks to simon browne, jeffrey eugenides thank you for writing middlesex, bret easton ellis but only kind of, tennessee williams, j.d salinger especially raise high the roofbeams, dave eggers short, short stories, any writer that doesnt believe in zoe trope, cosmpolitan like the bible, the old testament when God was unforgiving, joyce carol oates especially blonde and faithless, books about the end of the world, white teeth, king lear, sex tips from cosmopolitan