if anyone can fit their entire life story, the totality of their experiences, and even capture a minute essence of who they are as a person in this tiny, character-limited space, then they are either a completely uninteresting individual or utilizing the descriptive properties of perfunctory labels or stereotypes. fortunately, i am neither uninteresting, nor do i engage in the typification of labels, not because i think they are devoid of descriptive value, but because i'm a study in contradiction.
I am Here for:
boredom relievers, witty conversation, and the occasional pervert (the operative word being 'occasional')
Hobbies:
running. tennis. reading. laughing at sarah palin. laughing at tina fey's ridiculously accurate portray of the aforementioned politician. dancing after getting out of the shower. flipping through peoples' ipods to look through their music collection/playlists. playing guitar hero with my cousins and pretending that their complete annihilation of me was due to my being nice and their subsequent belief that i was, in fact, just being nice. describing my 2 year old, 110-pound kuvasz, atlas, as a "little puppy" to people that've never met him before and enjoying their reaction after they do, actually, see him.
I Love:
the smell of the air after a summer rain storm, my grandma's chocolate chip cookies, and the way my kusvasz tilts his head to the right after i attempt to scold him.
I Hate:
the crazy lady at the bank who harasses the cute dorky teller with his too-thick glasses and unassuming attitude.
