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VITALS: Live in Maryland, Single,Funny, No kids,Don't drink, Don't smoke, Heterosexual(I ONLY DATE WOMEN),Good Samaritan & a great guy.

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Wasup to all the ladies out there. I was born in Washington, DC, but raised in Fort Washington, MD.I will talk to you anytime just please send me a legit pic or have a pic on your page first(gotta make sure u dont look like a prune or reptile relative).Be sure to sign my comment board and let me know a little about you. I am looking for black females in the Washington DC area age 20-31,that are UNDER 163lbs,cute,and aren't stuck-up and down for whatever (reasonable stuff, or unreasonable stuff if you'll do it).Bi-sexual females are fine too but don..t be looking at other females when you..re out with me. And hey, white girls (with a black look) can apply too (I don..t discriminate, I..m an equal opportunity dater). You must have a good sense of humor to deal with me because folks will tell you I am too funny. Ladies with tattooes,tounge rings,and wear fishnets are a BIG plus!!! Females who smoke(boat),shoot up(heroin or PCP addicts), or are psychotic (the Loraina Bobbit type), need not apply, thanks in advance...I also like to flip the script sometimes: you can come pick me up in your car to go out,you can change my oil, cut the grass, and you can open the car door for me too. But..ll fix u dinner,buy the engagement ring,give u a $57/week allowance for shopping, and pay for your breast implants, deal?? ;)I..d like to give a shout out to all my boys in da hood in Indian Queen,City of Dreams, and my discussion board folks from www.papalace.com, check that out.

One day me and several of my boys had a long chat about the ladies. Women say all men are dogs. However, there are plenty of us good men out here.We love our black women, but we have a few gripes that we've learned about yall in our lifetime. In defense of the good men out here, we must say:(and for the non-readers this is a list of a group of ideas, not all my views personally)

  • Females are too quick to say a brother is lying. A man is only lying IF you KNOW the opposite of what he is saying is true. Your guesses, hunches, and hypothesis' don't count. Because you don't like his answer to a question, does not mean he's lying. Sometimes it gets to the point you can't even tell a simple joke without being accused of lying. Ladies, yall need to loosen up a little, and just live life.
  • No matter what time of day or night, females will always want to go out and eat. Never fails.
  • Most of us don't like females that like to club every weekend, why do u do it? They never want to admit they go to clubs to meet men. They always claim they just want to chill out and have fun with their girlfriends(just around hundreds of strange men). All we ask is to keep it real.
  • Females cheat just as much, or even worse, than men.
  • How can a female call a man cheap, if they never spent a dime on a brother themselves?
  • They never want to drive even if they have their own car.
  • Most like to receive, receive, receive, but not give.
  • Relationships are supposed to be 50/50, but are they really?
  • Females take not answering the phone, or not calling back in record time, way way way, too seriously. There are 1000 and 1 reasons why these things can happen. Give us some leniency please.
  • Some dont realize text messages ARE a valid form of communication.
  • As for myspace, we males have noticed females take which position you are in on your friends list like super way too seriously...Its just the net.....
But dont get me wrong, as my headline says, I can't live without women. I'll just never understand them. And if you dont fit any of the criteria I just listed above, then I might just want to marry you!! On the flip side, we love the ladies that:
  • Know how to fix a man a good meal
  • Will always let a man know how they feel
  • Are independent
  • Realize sex is a 2 person act
  • Act like a woman, and don't have thug mentalities. That is, we are men, you cant beat us, so don't act like you can. Thats so unlady like. Now of course if you see a problem, always voice your opinion. Dialogue is always welcome. We are simply talking about the ones that perpetrate a lady Scarface. Not sexy. At all
TIP: if you have to tell a guy to "grow up" or "quit playing games", then most likely he SIMPLY DOESNT WANT YOU. He probably just doesnt want you in the same way you may want him, or he JUST wants you for _______. If a man really wants you, HE WILL ACT LIKE IT, plain and simple, it aint rocket science. Sorry, just keepin it real. And if u have a tongue ring, use it,it aint there to keep your tounge warm or nuffin!! To the fellas: keep a helmet on your soldier and keep your head ABOVE sea level, ya dig? P.S.S. And to all the ladies that don..t know, yes, S & Jerri curls are OUT,just like breakdancin.. (NYC wanna-bees)and USED jeans by Ellie (they were da shyt for a minute though),but YES you can still fade Sergio Valente and Jordache jeans and Izod/Letigre shirts(can you believe they made a comeback?the last time those jeans/shirts were in fashion people in DC used words like "bumpin.. fresh" and chewed on the "no-stick" Hubba Bubba gum,and had them thick bricks as cell phones). But I better NOT catch any of you fellas wearing those jeans though or I will CUT YOU UP!! Love, peace, and pimp hair grease!! P.S.S.S. I dont drink or smoke and I HAVE NO KIDS!!!!

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