darris321

I was born on a chicken farm in south Austria. My father was horrified because he had always been told in biology class that a human sex cell could not form a zygote with another species. His preferences yielded me, nothing had ever been seen as medically significant as me before. However, my father had to cover his tracks, so he thought about eating me (wondering whether I taste like human or chicken and veering off to wonder if human tastes like chicken) to cover his tracks. Once he found out how amazingly cool I am, he decided to instead move to America to educate himself and me on the subjects of biology and theoretical medicine. Mom died giving birth because a baby is about the size of a full grown chicken, so it was just he and I buried in our books all day; he had no job or friends because he procreated (for lack of a better, but less obscene word) with a not so standard mother. On the day of his funeral I performed a self-surgery, a break through in medicine, but I swore to him I would not reveal our secret. So now I speak perfect English with an American accent and am completely free of feathers and beak.................................................................................................................................................................................... I think it's clear i'm not an African American but ethnicity is cultural identity so if i identify with black people I do have that ethnicity