       [[Almost Impressive.]] // Have I left an impression yet, world? Likes to use words like: plethora, cornucopia, veritable, epitome, snogging, nuance, tapestry/travesty, torrential, and ninja’d. Also: Has eleventy thousand twenty hundred and one favorite songs.    I Am:  A Liberal A Trekkie A 'lette Since 1996 Princess Whore A Pisces The Keyblade Princess 23 Married The Self-Proclaimed Queen of the Geeks Living in All the Past Eras at Once Very Straight-Forward A Level 10 Elven Rogue A Hopeless Romantic A Procrastinator Many Oxymorons Coiled Around your Organs Now. Oh noess! A Good Wife Rolling a Bluff Check on Your Ass Killing Myself, Like 20 Times. A Metroid Probably Eating Cup Ramen Somebody's Worst Enemy Somebody's Best Friend Not Your Idea of Normal A Reader A Writer In Love A YouTuberGo Listen To:  &  Quotes "You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck?" - Knocked Up In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter--bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart." "It's going to be a five-star day, baby. It's going to be a sugar-free zone. You're gonna live in a castle." Here's to the nights that turned into mornings and the friends that turned into family. Then the orangutan fucks her mother...  Things I Have All Kinds of Snuggly Feelings For: True love in a shot glass, breathing, candy canes, my friends, my dad, my mom, my Ma, my sisters, my brother, my uncle, getting metal shoved through my face, having people poke me with inky needles until I bleed, movies, giving a theme song to everything, Freaks and Geeks, Seth Rogen, eating books for breakfast, The Shoebox Project, Hermione/Snape, cartoons from the 80’s and the 80’s in general, Ecto-Cooler Hi-C, cereal, sarcasm, Omega Virus, other board games, SNES, NES, SEGA, Legos, zombies, pirates, ninjas, espionage, evil robots, science fiction, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, slaying vampires, pretending I’m not the best thing since sliced bread, kicking some B&B corp. ass, tactics, schematics, shenanigans, and lots of other things. Things I Want to Hit with the ‘I Don’t Fucking Like You, Get Out of My Way’ Tree: Christians who push their religion on other people, conservatives, George Bush, John McCain, Pro-Lifers who will never ever have MY vagina so shouldn't make MY choices for me, hypocrites, liars, labels, labelers, People who want to take away someone’s freewill because of their beliefs, Any movies/cartoons/tv shows that have been remade, People who think Orlando Bloom is attractive, People who thing Orlando Bloom is a good actor, People who think Keira Knightly is attractive and actually looks like a woman and doesn’t has a penis, People who think the same thing about Kristen Bell because they are both ugly manly skanks, People who like High School Musical/Hannah Montana/The Jonas Brothers/The Naked Brothers Band, People who like to ship ever guy/guy friendship in the world like House/Wilson or Naruto/Sasuke… Because that shit is ridiculous.   |
