dead_fairy
Something You Should Know About Me
TAOISM:
Shit happens.
RASTAFARIANISM:
Let's smoke this shit.
BUDDHISM
If shit happens it isn't really shit
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
Let me in your house and I will tell you why shit happens
No shit happens until Armageddon.
JUDAISM
Why does this shit always happen to us?
AGNOSTICISM
What is this shit?
CATHOLICISM
If shit happens, you deserve it
Shit happens because you are bad.
PROTESTANTISM
Let shit happen to someone else
CONFUCIANISM:
Confucius say, "Shit happens".
ZEN:
(What is the sound of shit happening?)
JESUITISM:
If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM:
Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
PSYCHOANALYSIS:
Shit happens because of your toilet training
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