Dawn

shelbalou: the day dawn turns gay is the day i become a nun
Sean_Paul: and I'll be a penny hooker.
Sean_Paul: with the name of glazed donut. lmao


Dawn: we're kinda like a sine curve, lmao
hithere1990: u geek
Dawn: stfu genius
hithere1990: love in mathematical terms by Dawn
hithere1990: well.. my BF and I went off on this tangent
hithere1990: and our romance was cyclical like a sinasoidal wave... u know what i mean
hithere1990: no Cosine of course because that would make no sense
Dawn: course not!
hithere1990: but we tried to make it work... We even tried to integrate ourselves so u could not diffferentiate between the two of us
hithere1990: but alas... we got what the Arabians called a Zero
hithere1990: So.. as the Limit of Dawns patience went to zero, the man's chances of getting any became undefined


5 AM Invasion of /b/ tards
shakes: seriously, why dont you show boobs? its not like it matters its the internet.
Dawn: because i'm not a cam whore, my tits are mine and not yours, i'm selfish, they're my best friends, you can't handle em, and gtfo =]
enmity: damn. those are some good reasons
big_john: well you got me there
Dawn: why thank you.
enmity: we just got pwned
jesussays: o_o


chewyrunt: can u hear me?
Dawn: i mute everyone
teemu14: she even mutes me
teemu14: and I sing for her
Dawn: nah i don't mute you cullen
chewyrunt: why r u special teemu?
teemu14: cause I am her sunshine
teemu14: and she is mine
Dawn: <3333



Deflin: I'd take dropping the soap for keeping you alive.
Deflin: I can't help it. It's in my asian blood



Sn0wman: you're the centre of my universe <3


mixtape: dawn how come your eyes are like rays of sunlight on a summer day???
Yodaaah: dawn is the rainbow to my strom
mixtape: dawn is the satin in my panties
Yodaaah: she is the ice in my cream
mixtape: she is the ello is kellogs
[ZoL] Rich and Creamy: haha no she's the cream in my twinkie! lmao


mixtape: DAWN DO YOU FREAKIN LIKE ME?????
mixtape: DO YOU LIKE IT UP THE ARSEHOLE???
mixtape: DAWN CAN I SMELL YOUR FINGAH GOVNA?????


french boy: dawn you have big feet. how big are they?!
carz: Her foot is big enough to kick your ass, and that's all that matters
Dawn: hahahaha
Boyfriend: your foot is not big, it was close to cam showing big
T Dizzle: If Dawn busted out her moves, there would be no survivors
zerone: i like to tempt death


rp1000: where is dawn?
forserious: I ate her
rp1000: aww
rp1000: is she coming back?
forserious: when I shit
rp1000: ewww


* btalibanned joined the room.
btalibanned: tits
btalibanned: tits
btalibanned: tits
* btalibanned left th room.
Dawn: haha i like banning people
bollox: you like it eh?
bollox: ban me :D
irish: omg
Dawn: haha you haven't DONE anything for me me to ban you
irish: hahahahaha
bollox: bewbsbewbsbewbsbewbs
bollox: haha
bollox: :-P
* bollox left the room.
irish: did u ban him
Dawn: haha yes.
Dawn: but i like him.
Dawn: he's cool
Dawn: so i'm undoing it
* bollox joined the room.
irish: hahahaha
bollox: veryy funny
Dawn: you asked for it
bollox: you weren't supposed to listen to me though!
bollox: bastard.
Dawn: <333
bollox: <3333333333333333


dimerskjwo: Hi my name is Dawn...not only am i uber smart cute and intellegent and a snazzy dresser....but i got a freezer full of cookie dough ice cream....YAY ME


Ryan: i don't just love you dawn, i fuckin love you.

James: Pft, laying in bed and talking about boys. Why don't you guys play Mall Madness and practice kissing while you're at it GOSH

tr¦e8Bl¦e4686?: my youre the most beautiful and intelligent girl I know =)
tr¦e8Bl¦e4686?: you should save this stuff...cause its rare lately

m0tbaillie: fuck cock bitch slut MOSQUITOS DIE
m0tbaillie: FUCKING FUCKERS
m0tbaillie: FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID MOSQUITO ASSES
m0tbaillie: =(
m0tbaillie: i'm gonna go MR. BEAN on their asses.
David: but their mosquito asses are really small
m0tbaillie: i'm gonna go DAWN on them
m0tbaillie: flail my giant voluptuous breasts around
m0tbaillie: and mass murder them all
m0tbaillie: with my...giant...voluptuous breasts
Dawn: LOL WTF
m0tbaillie: oh hay dawn =)
m0tbaillie: can i borrow your titties?
m0tbaillie: just for a little bit.
m0tbaillie: i promise i'll keep them in pristine order.
m0tbaillie: i'll treat 'em like i treat my penis - a child. (well, children, in this case)


James: Dawn the Magic Zebra, lived by the sea... and frollicked in the autumn mists in the land called... Philippines?


dimerskjwo: why everyone so quiet? hehe
Dawn: they're all fapping, duh
Dawn: they want to be smothered by my hawt smotherful titteroonies
dimerskjwo: see i fap before i come in the room cause thats just rude LOL


clockradio: i've recently decided that i want my future children to be involved in sports, musically talented, and half-filipino.


Sn0wman: IT WAS A DARK DARK NIGHTT
Sn0wman: I was sitting on stickam and there was a FLASH
Dawn: and i realized
Sn0wman: my cam had broken AGAIN
Dawn: and my left tit was falling outta my shirt
Sn0wman: ohSHI
Dawn: and there it was
cyoung1985: yeah right
Ryan: lmao
Dawn: in all its boobalicious glory
Dawn: for the 56 fappers to fapfapfapfap along with
m0tbaillie: how'd i miss this?
Sn0wman: and LO, the Lord said unto Dawn, thou boob on thy left side is exposed!
Dawn: all 56 stroking the manhood of glory all around the world
Sn0wman: and thats the story of how Dawn saved christmas
Dawn: with the ghost of christmas past, present, and future
m0tbaillie: lol when was your boob falling out of your shirt?
m0tbaillie: better yet, when wasn't it? ;)
Dawn: </3