Something You Should Know About Me
I'm a total five-star package. I'm hot, with a young-Mick-Jagger-esque physique. Totally a genius, in a club that laughs about how slow Mensa people are. Super nice and humble, even to someone well beneath my station. I'm sane, which is surprisingly rare online I've found. Well, slightly neurotic, but that just makes me more endearing. Plus, I'm so funny that I swear you will laugh...like...um...a lot. Oh and highly, deeply delusional. Please play along.
Your alienation is just another commodity, BTW.
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