What I'm Doing Live
My mom told me the doctor said I was born criminally insane. She still doesn't know what he meant.
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Something You Should Know About Me
Name:
φCrowfacedPigletφ
Lil' R and R:
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Buckle up... It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!
Relationship:
I'm getting married to my wonderful man,
Kevin.
Past:
I was born Italy, but I grew up in some state south of the Mason-Dixon.
Political Views:
When I was a child I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Religious Views:
Before God we are all equally wise and equally foolish, so why worry about who's better than who.
Favorite Quotes:
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
~Winston Churchill~
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." ~ Homer Simpson~
That's me in a nut shell...
Well, there is no nut shell. I ate it.
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