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It’s a beautiful night
And I feel just right
I got you flowers
But that means we’re gonna fuck for thirteen hours
scientists say this was physically impossible!
my name is kaller and i proved them WRONG!
monks in India ain't got shit on meeee
bre bre bre bre bre bre breee
my tattoo is a total lie
it covers up my nasty scars.
That was giving to me by some ugly chick.
So I got a shitty tattoo which I think is cool.
BUT IT’S NOT!
Sex god.
Sex god!
Sex god!!
THRITEEN HOUR SEX GOD!
THRITEEN HOURS!
SEX GOD!
((just saying)) :]
And I feel just right
I got you flowers
But that means we’re gonna fuck for thirteen hours
scientists say this was physically impossible!
my name is kaller and i proved them WRONG!
monks in India ain't got shit on meeee
bre bre bre bre bre bre breee
my tattoo is a total lie
it covers up my nasty scars.
That was giving to me by some ugly chick.
So I got a shitty tattoo which I think is cool.
BUT IT’S NOT!
Sex god.
Sex god!
Sex god!!
THRITEEN HOUR SEX GOD!
THRITEEN HOURS!
SEX GOD!
((just saying)) :]
Dear Diggity Dave,
I would like to inform you that Kaller is on.. and he is live. I really wish that I could go tell him what it's really like to have sex. For 82 years straight, like you did that one time. Because you are a real man and can keep going for that long.
Love, Juicy Jennah
Oh and P.S. I miss you :[ and the Kaller Song :]
I would like to inform you that Kaller is on.. and he is live. I really wish that I could go tell him what it's really like to have sex. For 82 years straight, like you did that one time. Because you are a real man and can keep going for that long.
Love, Juicy Jennah
Oh and P.S. I miss you :[ and the Kaller Song :]
