JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."


Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.


Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.


Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.


Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.


Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"


Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.


Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack


Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them

Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning

Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place

Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too

Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit

Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less

Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole

Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral

Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that

Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever