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Three Ways to Distinguish a Creep* on Stickam


1: Their profiles are empty except for one photo. Most likely professional looking photo, probably black and white, of a really gorgeous young girl/guy. They totally just cropped an Ambercrombi & Finch model from the site. Totally. Nobody not made-up/photoshopped/genetically altered is that perfect looking. Nobody on Stickam, at least.

2: They don't have a cam. EVERYONE HAS A CAM. MY GRANDMA HAS A CAM. If you don't truly have a cam, get one for $9.99 at Walmart you cheap fuck. It's STICKAM for christ sake. It says 'kam' IN THE NAME. ALBEIT IT'S MISSPELLED BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OK NOT TO HAVE ONE. AAAAAAARG.

3: They say "Let me see your titties" more than four times. Without so much as a "How are you" or "Please". They even say it to the fugly women. The horrendously, vomit-in-my-mouth-a-little fugly women. The ones who are glad to show their nasty titties, with dinner-plate sized nipples and man-hair growing out of the crevices, the type with the cheesy fold-- ug, alright that's enough.

*creep: [kreep] noun,
1. a boring, disturbingly eccentric, painfully introverted, or obnoxious person. 2. an obese, stinky, greasy, shirtless man, over 30, who lives in his mothers/grandmothers basement, or worse, on the ground floor, who eats Cheatos and sits on his computer all day either playing World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy 11, or general MMORPGs, and/or watches nasty animal-on-women/poop-on-face/bukakke-on-sister porn, and/or goes on stickam to ask fugly women to show titties, who gets Cheato cheese all over their face and fingers and keyboard and masturbates at least 18 times a day.

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Be smart. Stay away from creeps!