I'm here out of boredom, and anybody who tells you they use stickam for any other reason than boredom is a lying bastard! I am also here because of Dave from Blue Skies who has a mystical hold over me and I can't break free.

I seem to remember having hobbies once upon a time, but then computers became mainstream and destroyed people's lives. I can't even write a shopping list anymore without my hand feeling like it's gonna fall off! What kinda life is that?

Clueless, Forrest Gump, Stand By Me, Pleasantville, Catch Me If You Can and I would imagine there's some more but for the sake of a social networking site, I can't be bothered to spend time thinking of what they may be.

I used to like TV before everyone ditched it for the interweb and then they couldn't be arsed to put anything good on anymore. The Wonder Years and Gladiators made TV worth while and still do. The Apprentice is obviously amazing. But mainly I want to kill 90% of TV "personalities" and the moron executives that think they're being clever by repackaging BBC Three to appeal to the moron youth. Seeing anyone off popworld presenting doesn't make the youth suddenly believe that life is worth living again you cowardly social retards.

Fortunately music is still good however not on the radio because radio 1 dictate what people listen to and they go along with it because they haven't got the balls to say the Arctic Monkey's aren't that great and Pete Doherty is a complete druggy retard, not a genius. But then again, if Jo Whiley and Edith Bowman tell you something is incredible, they must be right huh? I like music. Currently loving the Kings of Leon. There are tons but I can't be bothered to think of them.

I dislike reading, I get bored part way through a pharagraph and forget where I am on a page, then I read the same pharagraph over again without realising that I've read it untill I get to the end and remember. Words merge into one another, I reckon I get enough reading practice from trying to keep up with people's written blogs, most of which are boring as hell but I force myself because I either like them or vaguely like them. I'm done now though, anyone else wants to write a blog, I aint gonna read it. I'm already doing my bit!

Dave from Blue Skies more than I should. I don't even know why sometimes. Sure he's handsome and talented, but there's something weird about him that makes me seek love and recognition and if I don't get it or he gives more of it to other's than me, I do things like have a strop and delete my profiles and stuff. I also love Twiglets. If I could just spend my life living in a house with Dave and Twiglets, I reckon I'd be pretty happy!

I hate stickam a lot of the time when people don't show me more respect and adoration than I deserve. I need the love to stop me slashing my wrists. I hate it when people come into my room and make zero effort to make it a fun experience. I hate people who have epic written after there name because somebody told them to. I hate Jeremy Kyle, I hate anyone who Dave likes more than me, but I usually pretend to like them and then bitch to somebody else about how Dave's well out of order. I also hate when you make it blatantly obvious that you're pissed off and nobody cares and then it makes you angrier because they hate you. Other stuff pisses me off also. You'll see.