domybeardbb

'm an undefeated undisputed featherweight champion on all five continents, world record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris, two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super sexiest male ever, and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra. I split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting. I performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon and Game of death, and I STILL do stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends. I suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James. I'm the most decorated professional field operative in the industry and in the streets. I'm listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace. In this world of tension, pressure, and pain I am known by men and women of all origin and faith for my wisdom, compassion, and relentless determination in the quest to get paid...