I'm a stand-up comedian. Pretty much the best one ever. And yes, I would love to perform at your Coffee house, Resturaunt, open mic, event, etc. Seriously, book me, I'm free or really cheap. And if any of you guys living by me are ever going to Salt Lake on the 2nd or 4th Wednesday of the month let me know. I love writing comedy, for a few samples check out some of the websites I write for. littlegreenball.com,dailycomedy.com,comedysoapbox.com I emcee an open mic I started in Idaho Falls every six weeks. The next one will be on January 13th. Anyone can perform. We take any kind of entertainment; music, comedy, magic, juggling or whatever you want. Let me know if you want to perform. I'm in a fooseball leauge. My current record is 35-36 I wrote a book about Family Guy, it's called "What's the Occasion?" If you want a copy let me know and I'll hook you in with the drugs. (It's free) I'm currently writing a new chapter about season 4. It's taking me friggin forever. I'll post an annoying bulletin when I'm done with it. I've started my own religion. As of right now it's called "The Gathering of the Wickedly Righteous." I wrote a Bible like book for it called "The Book of Yo." If you want to join, or if you have a better suggestion for the name, drop me a line. It requires no obligation. I have sang "99 bottles of beer on the wall" 2 times. I haven't combed my hair since March 4th 2005. I've watched tv every day since July 14th 2004. I havn't thrown up since December 22nd 2004 I haven't made a mistake since February 7th 1998. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.