Shelby!

I'm Shelby and I'm totally not cool.
I was born and raised in Florida.
My family were carnies.
No, we didn't eat possum and we wont kill you for bread.
I can't really say I'm unique, becuase I know I'm not.
I also can't say that I'm all that entertaining, because most of the time I'm boring.
I find a lot of things funny, and will laugh very easily at jokes.
I don't have many friends, five if I count a girl who I don't really talk to but I don't mind.
I love to talk to people, but only if they're nice.
I don't have very high self-esteem, but I'm working on it every day.
Compliments are never a bad thing.
Except if you call me a hippo, but insist that I took it the wrong way.
I like music a lot, I'll listen to just about anything.
Concerts are fun, I almost never have money for them though.
I love to witness bromances.
Singing me The Ramones in cat meows is one way to win me over.
I can tolerate messy, I can't tolerate dirty.
I don't wanna show you my boobs.
I don't wanna see your penis/boobs.(thats a lie)
That wasn't really a lie.
This bio feels like its getting very long.