In an alternate dimension, Spiderman and Alice met up somewhere in wonderland. After a vigorous romp in the queen's garden, they conceived a child. After 19 years of age, this child met her first love, the child of Jim Carrey and Janis Joplin. Together they had a Son. This son grew up with his very best friend, the daughter of Bill Nye the Science guy and Laura Croft. Eventually, they too grew to fall in love. The result of this coupling... was me! Berfore I continue let me break this down Spidey Alice Jim Janis \ / \ / Grandma Granddad Bill Laura \ / \ / Dad Mom \ / ME So anyways.... after a brief encounter with a whale and a bowl of petunias I grabbed hold of my towel and arrived here in your dimension where I walk the earth, saving the world from DAMNATION.... oh wait.... no... I'm just here to annoy people.