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CHECK OUT MY GRANDPA, UNCLE TOBY AND THE WHOLE GANG WITH A ROUND OF TWINKIES AND MAKE SOME COIN COLLECTING PALS!
http://youtu.be/GCtQmwJ1WAY BEST SONG EVER!! THIS SONG IS MY PRAYER BEFORE BED!

ONE TIME I DIDN'T MOW THE LAWN SO MY GRANDPA TOOK AWAY MY 546 BOXES OF TWINKIES! I HAVE A HIDDEN STASH JUST GO UNDER THE BED, PAST THE BROOM CLOSET AND INTO THE HAMPER AND THERE BEHOLD MY TWINKIES YOU STOLE MY SUNGLASSES YOU BETTER GIVE THEM BACK BEFORE MY GRANDPA THROWS YOU IN THE MINIVAN AND FEEDS YOU TO THE WOLVES HEY FEDERIVER I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE GROUND HOGS DAY FAIR WE RODE THE ELEPHANT RIDE TOGETHER WITH GRANDPA I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE SOON TO GET MY MOTHER BUNONS FOR HER TOES OR SHE WONT LET ME GO TO THE PARK TONIGHT WITH GRANDPA TO EAT SOUP AND TWINKIES AND WATCH THE SUN SET HEY FEDERIVER MY UNCLE TOBY SAID YOU CAN SLEEP OVER AGAIN TONIGHT BUT NOT PEE ON HIS FAVORITE CHINA RUG LIKE LAST TIME MY UNCLE TOBY WORKS AT SIXFLAGS AND HANDS OUT CORNDOGS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! HE IS AT THE LAUNDRY MAT BUT HE HAS INTERNET ON HIS LAPTOP I SMEARED IT WITH TWINKIE CREAM ONCE AND I HAD TO DO DISHES FOR A MONTH AND MAKE HIM BURRITOS WHILE HE PLAYED CALL OF DUTIES I HAVE TO GO TO THE SCHOOL DANCE TONIGHT I RUB MY NOSE WITH MY FAVORITE SNOW GLOBE BECAUSE THEY THROW ROCKS AND STICKS AT ME AND GRANDPA WHEN WE DANCE YODELS ARE THE SECOND RUNNER UP IT CAME IN REALLY CLOSE ONCE TO MY BOOGER BEING SECOND NOT ALL LASGAUNAS ARE CREATED EQUAL

MY NAME IS FRANCIS!
MY MIDDLE NAME IS RENA!
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY LAST NAME HEHE!
MY GRANDPA AND UNCLES ARE MY BESTFRIENDS!
MY MOM OWNS THE LIQOUR STORE DOWN THE STREET!
MY AUNT MILLY OWNS A HAIR SALON AND UNCLE TOBY WORKS AT SIXFLAGS!
MY COUSIN MARTY IS A FAMOUS CHEF FOR HIS MEAN SANDWHICHES!
I HAVE A PASSION FOR BOOGERS AND GOING ON STICKAM!
EVERYONE ON STICKAM IS VERY NICE AND LOVE ME FOR ME!
EVEN STRANGERS LOVE ME AND GET A KICK OUTTA THIS GOOF BALL!
I LIKE TO COLLECT COINS, LAVA LAMPS, STICKERS, COFFE CUPS AND EVEN OLD SHOES!


TALK TO ME AND GRANDPA!
WE ARE LIVE MOSTLY EVERY DAY!!!
AND WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS LIKE UNCLE TOBY!











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