Lee Hurley

There was a girl who could only live on lemonade, or her parents were really old and rubbish and kept giving it to her to the point where she couldn't have anything else. Or they were really nice and only gave it to her cos they really liked her. I can't decide that bit but she could only live on lemonade. If she didn't have lemonade she'd die. And her parents were gonna die soon cos they had something wrong with them, like their blood was blue or something like that. And she had a brother, but he was really stupid so no one really cared about him, they just wanted their little girl to live. The only trouble is no one thought about her brother, she was in a bottle, he was on his own, no one thought about him, they just left him. So he sat by her, her brother, he sat by her in the bottle, and cos lemonade helped her eyesight she could see him really clearly through the sides, even though the glass was as thick as a skull. And cos it was the countryside, there was nothing for him to eat, or nothing for him to buy. And he was starving, and she could see that. And there was no one looking after him, and cos he was abit stupid, he couldn't look after himself, and it kept on raining so he was getting abit rusty. She was having an amazing time in the lemonade, but, she knew she had to help him. So she swam to the surface, but she couldn't get out, it was too far away, this bottle was too big. She knew she had to do something, he was getting worse and worse and worse, and he was really hungry and thirsty, and he started eating grass and puking up all the time. So she tried to think of some plan for it, but she couldn't, all she knew is that he needed her with him. All she could do is watch him puke his guts up on the other side of the glass. But then bingo, she knew. She started to drink, and she drank and she drank and she drank. And this was alot of lemonade, enough to last her til she died, cos her parents wanted her to live for ages. But she drank, every last drop, until she was in an empty bottle. But that was no good she still couldn't get out. But that was ok cos she just waited until she had a big one stored up, cos she drunk all the pop, she drank all the lemonade, then she started her fart. It was slow at first but then it was really loud and hard, and she blew her way out of the bottle, straight through the top like a rocket. Then she stopped her brother eating grass, and they went and found a nice little house to live in together, her and her brother. And it turned out that drinking all that lemonade had cured her cos she never wanted it again. She had orange for the rest of her life.