I is the smartest man in mah fambly wif thu excepshun of mah cuzzin' SneakyPreacher. I is single but datin' mah sister. I wuz born in Scratch Ankle, Mississippi to uh fambly uh possums. Dont know who is mah reel momma and daddy. They throwt me outta truck winder at uh erlee age.
I am Here for:
Anythin' yew womun fokes wanna gimme...hyuk hyuk hyuk.
Hobbies:
Sheep sex, pig sex, horse sex, cow sex, sex wid dah womun fokes, sex wid muh feemale cuzzins, and checkers.
Favorite Movies:
Deliverance, Thuh Smokey and The Bandit trilogee, an' Deep Throte.
Just stopping by and thank my new friend, hope to chat with y'all soon. That is if you have figured this here technology out. Oh Elmer, keep an eye out for the Revenuers and say hey to your cousin Sneaky for me!
Hey Elmer, will you sell me your brain? I'm lookin' to build an idiot and your cousin Sneakey says that your brain is pretty much brand new! I'm willin' to swap fer a turkey! B¬)
