i
was raised by a pack of walri which has therefore made me socially
awkward and gap-toothed. lammmmeeee. i glued my head to a tv when i was
in 6th grade, and decided that was an unfortunate decision. i recently
was cutting a bagette with a knife and missed and sliced muh finger.
hmmm. my history teacher said he'd throw a spear at me and one time i
was at the museum and my lover's brother peed on one of the exhibits.
it was a dinosaur footprint. we left promptly. i really like big words,
but i dont know many. one time i had a babysitter named boris, he was
an elderly man and he made out with a pineapple before taking my and my
friends to jiffy lube for ice cream. he has a mean frog impersonation.
aw sheeeet ive been rambling. PEACEEEE. oh i was lying i wasnt raised
by walri. t'was ferrets.
I am Here for:
the grand prize.
Hobbies:
music, guitar, piano, knitting, sewing stuff, n64, rape, pokemon, tetris, acting, field hockey, lacrosse, rape, reading
Favorite Movies:
edward scissorhands, requiem for a dream, spun, detroirt rock city, office space, donnie darko, amelie, the hot chick, sin city
Favorite TV Shows:
metalocalypse, sex and the city, futurama, family guy, odd documentaries
Favorite Music:
metal
(iron maiden, megadeth, children of bodom, pantera, trivium, opeth,
gogoroth, nevermore), classic rock (guns n roses, beatles, dexys
midnight runners, sinatra, metallica, kiss, jimi hendrix, led zeppelin,
the who) , modern rockish type stuff (avenged sevenfold, nine inch nails, msi, muse, tool, the shins, decemberists, zox) uhhh i
forget, SOME folk (simon and garfunkle, peter paul and mary), some
jazzz. whatever im feeling i guess.
Favorite Books:
lolita, girl interupted, go ask alice, the metamorphosis, clockwork orange
I Love:
erasers. theyre squishy and fun to bite.
I Hate:
when
you have to sit through those awkward moments when you're watching a
sex scene in a movie with your parents. ugh. its terrible. and pipe
organs. gah they just creep me out and give me seizures
