EMTee

Im so cool even I wanna be me My brain may be smart, but it will never outsmart me. I go left when you tell me to go right. I look up when you tell me to look down. I ask for ham on my cheese burgers and cheese on my ham burgers. Sex is what keeps the earth in business. I say "what" even though i heard you. The sky is not blue because of water. I dont like the cold. Racism is weird. I think it would be nice to have lunch with a politician even though i dont vote. Ice makes your drink cold because it melts. I want to meet the person who invented sex and shake his/her hand. Laughing is fun. Nothing great is created suddenly. Cracking your knuckles does not give you arthritis; germs do. There is no such thing as "talent". People are just "good" at things. Do first things first and second things never. It's so easy to do what's familiar, comfortable, or fun. It's so difficult, sometimes, to tackle the highest priority. Like Nike says... "Just do it". A lot of people say they want to find that perfect person to love. "The" perfect person. But love is not finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. A healthy relationship is built on compromises and communication, and if you dont have that... you have nothing... cause love will only get you so far. If your one of those people that have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me. If there wasnt ever darkness, there couldnt be light. I'v learned that each problem that i have solved became a rule in which i used afterwards to solve other problems. Science is the record of dead religions. You know you're in the wrong relationship when the person that you are with is asking you to change who you are. You might know someone whos a maniac. The best person anybody can be is themselves. Not that "other" some people pretend to be. I'v notice that some people try to stand out from the crowd and wind up fitting right in. Just another clone. It all comes down to JUST BE YOURSELF! We all know that life doesnt last forever but sometimes we forget and take things for granted. Live it up and do what makes you happy. Ummm... i guess thats it for now. Nobody reads these things anyway