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| What is the first thing you think of when you wake up? | How many days until FRIDAY!!! |
| What is your favourite piece of clothing in your closet? | A beat up, hand embroidered jean jacket |
| Favourite childhood place: | High up in the tree tops |
| Something you do a lot: | I can't say...they'll take me away!!! |
| Name three items you can't live without: | Friends, family, and beef jerkey |
| Last prank call: | To my manager/friend at work - customer refused to pay... |
| Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice? | Seems like half the time they're guessing anyway - am I right?!?! |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? | homelessly naked |
| If you could say ONE THING to the president, what would it be? | What the #u¢k were you thinking, Georgie??? |
| What do you think of when you look at the stars? | Possibilities, smallness, peace, wonder, infinity...(does it exist?) |
| What do you usually order from Starbucks? | I'm not paying $5.00 for a cup-O-joe...R U you #u¢k3d up??? |
| Goal for this year: | I already quit smoking...but if you think I'm going to quit drinking...Ur Nuts! |
| Do you like the taste of blood? | Only from my medium rare steak...no vampire 5#!t goin' on up in here. |
| Do you like seafood? | SUSHI!!!!!! LOVE IT!!! Exception to the rule - "No oysters, please!" |
| Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? | No...but I'm too sexy for my cat...too sexy for my cat...poor poosayyy cat, poor pussy cat! |
| What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? | I'm a computer tech - I've downloaded the entire contents of the internet on my computer. |
| Do you smoke/drink/curse? | Used to smoke - quit New Years / to excess / WTF kind of a question is that? |
| Can you drive/sew/cook/whistle? | Yes - cars, planes, motorcycles...and some people / I can sew...but I'm not giving up my "Man Card!" / Cook all the time... / Me Dixie |
| Do you have any piercing or tattoos? | Had a piercing - let it close / No tats |
| Do you remember your dreams? | Usually - it's the "good ones" I try unsuccessfully to jump back into...Damn she was gooooood! |
| Important personality trait for a partner: | Faithfulness, dedication, humor, adventurous, |
| Your best personality trait: | My cents of huemer...and my "Buns of Steel." |
| The thing you can't stand most about other people: | I bulk emailed all 6 Billion people on AOL to donate just "one" skinny penny to me for my ingrown toenail operation - nobody gave! |
| Most over used phrase on MSN/text: | Question is, Alex - Who the #u¢k is Bill Gates. (I'm on a Mac, B!t¢h...) |
| Who would you consider your rival? | Read the above question...you moron! |
| Favourite word: | Floccinaucinihilipilification |
| Something you need to find: | The two cell phones I lost recently... |
| A lesson you learned the hard way: | Be VERYYYYYYYYYY CAREFUL when you say, "I DO." OTFLMAO! |
| One thing you wish you could do? | Tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue |
| Do you forgive easily? | How badly did I get screw over determines the time frame... |
| Do you have many/any regrets? | Having wasted you, the readers time in getting this far down the list without hitting the "Back Button!" |
| Before you go to sleep at night, what do you think of? | Sex in the morning, in the evening...ain't we got fun! |
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