Main reasons being:

1. I've been really busy with a list full of stuff in RL, which has made it impossible to keep a schedual or even get live now and then.

2. I recently discovered that my so called partners (newbilf) and (unseensniperJ) had both strayed from the loyalty to Epic. NewBilf is my homie, and i love that kid to death. I hope he does his own shows in the future. As for UnseenSniperJ, he with former admin [EP] Ethan are the voices on the new TelePranks Show. They have ALOT to learn, and personally have no idea what they are doing, but good luck i guess.

3. To be honest, I just dont enjoy pranks anymore. When i was 19-20, it was the time of my life. The community in Ventrilo is what i will and do miss the most. I miss the days when me,trump,dill dough, elixus, and yes even Ownage were all in vent, just hanging out and having good times. Thats when pranks were the funnest, and best in my eyes. I'll never forget all the awesome times we had, all the shit we pulled, and the lives we destroyed.

4. Last and least, SODOMY. I thought about adding u as a reason, i know ull love it, but u need to be called out for who u are, so here, ill do it before i go. FACT, your a 20 year old who refuses to show his face or EVEN TALK on the internet, who with his faggot bristish "partner" tewl sits on the internet ALL FUCKING DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY, packeting ventrilos and stickams. You have to be the most pathetic person i have ever met. I honestly think you are a HANDICAPPED, JADED, ANGRY, DISABLED, WHEELCHAIR RIDING FAGGOT who has no other way of getting back at the world for your short comings physically. I have one world for you timmy, paraolympics :).

Lastly, To those who truly know me, and the hundreds of true fans, thanks for the 3 1/2 years or support and laughs. Weather u were here for it all, or were new, without ur #'s and even ideas sometimes i wouldnt have been able to do what i did. To those who think im quitting, i have nothing left to prove, Ive done it all, had it all, been the man for 3 years, and retire as the pranks champion on ventrilo for sure, and having done okay on stickam for minimal effort and live events. Who knows if i will pull a brett farve, i guess we will see in time.

Ps , jake, Karath, Elixus, whatever you want me to call you, Thanks for everything dude, you were truly the one person i never thought twice about trusting, and no one was more fun to hang with.

Take care of yourselves, and each other, love you all, SKADOOSH.

The one and only Matty