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I live in the middle of nowhere in piece-oh-shit Maryland. If you live near me tell me asap, i need someone new to chill with. If you're an asshole i will eat you. I hate lurkers, everytime you lurk a kitty dies. Cam the fuck up if you have one, this is a video chatting website thingy you stupidhead. Come in my live when i'm stoned, it gets really interesting. I don't really like it when people call me "cute", how grossssssss. I'll admit, i am a HUGE flirt, so if you have a penis and don't like it then don't talk to me. I lalalalove naked parties hahaha. :) Don't hit on me if you're old enough to be my daddy creepers. I'm straight, so don't flirt if you have a vagina please, sorry. I don't 'show' end of story, if i do than i'm probably really high or love you so feel lucky. If you're funny than i'll adore you forever. My favorite are p.m.s, do itttttttttttt. <3 If you want me in your chatroom thingy or if you want me to go live tell me pretty please. Add me everywhere: Myspace: Myspace.com/174056510. Msn: Jordanleighki@hotmail.com Twitter: Twitter.com/Jordaaaaaan Number: Ask for it.
Make me a sign if you love me, and ask me if you want me to make you one. <3
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