Smiley.
Something You Should Know About Me
The name is Sam, but you can call me Bitch or Sizzle.
I can be alright if you like imperfection.
I'm wild and crazy, and love to be silly.
I've been told more times than i can count that i'm the definition of a bitch, and i take it as a compliment.
I swear more than a sailor.
Nothing you say/think will ever affect me, no matter how much you hope it will.
I'm very easily distracted, and i do silly things to amuse myself.
Just about everything out of my mouth is sarcastic, and i have a harsh sense of humor, so if you can't handle it-fuck off.
I'm blunt, so if i have something on my mind, you'll know it.
It doesn't take much to make me smile, or piss me off.
I'm the biggest sucker for a sweet talker.
I fall way too easily, and get jealous over silly things.
I'd spoon both my eyes out if it would make someone laugh.
Sticking my middle finger up is like second nature, so don't take it personally.
One of my favorite things to do is argue with people meaning, yes-I actually enjoy drama =]
I hate the words "panties" and "breasts" and love the smell of gasoline, sharpies, and white out.
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