Fluffy Cotton Cat :3

I'M BACK MOTHAFUCKAS

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well hey :D
I'm here to just sit around and have fun and whateva whateva. That usually entitles something different every night. Don't be surprised if you walk in on a Disney song montage or if I'm doing the robot (attempting the robot). Basically, in this room, you're not ganna find some girl booty dancing for viewers or kicking people like a bitch. With me, you'll find a laid back room with some weird people sitting in side and some interesting stories :3 It's a pretty awesome time with some pretty awesome people. NO LAMERS ALLOWED <3

also, for those of you who do not know me, hello :D I am not a hard person to get along with, i promise. However, I cannot promise the same for my regulars :P But seriously, I love making new friends.

Having said that, it's not as easy as sending me a buddy request. I don't add anyone that I haven't gotten to know and approve of. My buddy list is a sacred place not to be fouled with weirdys. Don't be mad if I deny you, it's probably because I don't know you well enough to want to add you just yet.

So, here are a few tips to help you if this is your first time coming into my room and you want to make a good impression!


Things you SHOULDN'T do:

- I love compliments, naturally. However, I do not like to be drowned in them. Please do not come in and spend the entire time kissing my ass.

- If you insult my friends in a way that they are uncomfortable with, I'm ganna have to either ask you to leave, or force you to. While I rarely ever ban, I do sometimes have to exercise my kick-hammer. That's one of the benefits of making it onto my friends list. VIP privileges :P

- Please don't come in and act like a smart ass. I like my room to be pretty laid back.

- If you decide to come in and try to insult me, I can pretty much guarantee you that you'll be disappointed. I don't hold myself on a very high pedestal so most anything you could say to me is something I've said to myself a time or two.

- Please don't spend the whole time criticizing my music. If you're patient, I'll play something you like. I have a very eclectic taste in music, so it's a virtual certainty that not everyone is ganna be happy with what I'm playing every time. Also, if you're patient, I do take requests sometimes. :3

- Don't come in asking for ___ on head or anywhere else for that matter. I'm all for memes, but old meme is old, and has been done a number of times before. Furk the muck loar.


Things you SHOULD do:

- Be prepared to take a joke. A lot of my regulars, and even people I don't know, have a very ... aggressive sense of humor. If you can't take a joke, I'll probably figure that out within the first few minutes you're in there. there's nothing worse than a wet blanket!

- Participate in the conversation! How am I supposed to get to know you if you spend the whole time lurking in the corner? (Which reminds me, please don't drown me in pm's. I prefer to talk in the main chat.)

- Relax! I'm not here to have y'all entertain me (or to entertain for that matter). I just want to have fun :D I don't expect you to come in and blow me away with wit and charm and jokes and antics. Just come in and have fun, and if you aren't having fun (because some nights are just slow), feel free to leave. I don't want you in there if you aren't having fun!

If you really want to win me over, donate to my charity page! :D
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to make sure I'm legit, take a gander. www.texasbigbeat.com :3 thanks!