Fireli5
Something You Should Know About Me
(Cue dramatic intro music with heavy trumpet and tuba lead)
In the beginning, a figure standing tall and proud emerges out of a mist of fog and darkness. In his left hand, he clutches a mighty ax capable of complete annihilation. In his right, a small, yet powerful triangular piece of.....plastic? (What the heck?..oh well) When these two elements are combined and used with a manner of exceeding professionalism conceiveable only by this single being....A sound is produced, calling forth righteous angels to banish the sadistic forces of evil to the bitter depths from whence they came. This man, that is more than a man, this being is.....MEEEEE!
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