I haven't talked to you in like 894372602894756298368493846763.4 years or some shit. WTF @ THAT, FAPJACK???? NOT cool. I wholeheartedly expect you to fix it. PRONTO.
YOU'RE rad. One of these days I'm going to break into your house Mission Impossible style and steal Gizmo and your goggles. You won't even know they're missing until you see them on MY webcam. It's going to be incredible. Just watch.
I'm totally listening to your tunes at work right now. I'll have you know I could get fired for that. I'm a rebel.
