you better send me your number so we can talk sometiimes

go live niggas

Wait, when did you become an [insert multiple music genres here] act? You need to fire your memo sender outer.

you must do more broadcasts!!!! more broadcasts = more fans

You're the best ever!

I haven't talked to you in like 894372602894756298368493846763.4 years or some shit. WTF @ THAT, FAPJACK???? NOT cool. I wholeheartedly expect you to fix it. PRONTO.

I haven't seen your ass in a long time...

Literally.

sorry dude, bad mood. your not helping. have a good weekend peace.

Car.
Truck.
Truck.
School Bus.
Wind.
Pedestrian.
Car.Car.Car.
Wind.

YOU'RE rad. One of these days I'm going to break into your house Mission Impossible style and steal Gizmo and your goggles. You won't even know they're missing until you see them on MY webcam. It's going to be incredible. Just watch.

I'm totally listening to your tunes at work right now. I'll have you know I could get fired for that. I'm a rebel.

Hey, Jack!

I know your twin! =O