FLEX
 
Location: France
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Member Since: 12/07/2006
Last Login: 12/01/2007
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English, French
E-mail: 
jacob.long@free.fr
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Im not fucking french just cos i live in france OK? Moved here when i was 7, and its OK, honest, cheap alcohol and tobacco so cant complain!!!
I am Here for: 
To laugh, meet people, and laugh some more My amazing boyband; Da Flexboys

Hobbies: 
sleeping, smoking, drinking, sleeping... The Flexboys Getting drunk as fuk

Favorite Movies: 
I dunnah, Fight Club, Snatch, Of Mice and Men, Layer cake, road to guantanamo,bowling for columbine,Benny and june,edward scissorhands,Blow...

Favorite TV Shows: 
TV IS EVIL

Favorite Music: 
Shit, this will be long; Bob Dylan(had to put him first)/Eek a mouse/the doors/Pink Floyd/Dire Straights/Beatles/the stones/Joni Mitchell/Jack Johnson/Joan Baez/Radiohead...sooo many but you get the drift, my dad's a hippy so figures, oh yeah, and loads of french bands u haven't heard of!

Favorite Books: 
Papillon/lord of the flies/Dan Brown/1984/Aldous Huxley/The bible(but im not a christian)/CS LEWIS and Roald Dahl when i was a kid/and of course french books you've never heard of...

I Love: 
BEERBEERBEERBEERBEERBEER, Gypsy my cat,Julie my GF, Bob my carrot and STICKAM Laughing and getting drunk

I Hate: 
Getting out of bed and People who take themselves too seriously AND BEING SOBER Not having any beer
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WHAT THE FUK MAKES U GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?Hhhmmmmm???I just don't get it, what is the bloody point?I mean OK, if u need a piss or u finished your beer, then u don't have a choice, i understand, but why STAY out of bed? Bed is great, sleep is great, sleep is the best fuking invention ever, well second actually, after beer of course. Anyways, i ain't on Stickam much anymore, I used to love it, did 23 hours non stop once, passed out, but it seems to have lost its charm, all this stupid teenage mutant flirting, and anyway, i gotta hitch bloody 10 km to get to a cyber café, which means getting out of bed, so there u are... Well, sorry for blabbing on, no one reads profiles anyway, I just felt like talking to myself, erm...Yeah anyways, pop in anytime, bring beer, and if i sleep then don't wake me up, sleep is good...Au revoir or bonjour then, ciao...
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Comments ( 41 )
Hanna...
 

HOLY CRAP U LOVE BEER!!!
Ronan
 

come back man bein fucking missing ya
FouxKitty
 

bitch!!! flex, come entertain me yaaa u frenchyfuk
Ronan
 

keep on truckin
Morbid
  

Hate to bail on ya bro, but I gotta try to get some sleep before driving to the airport. It was good to see ya! Get online more often, ya fuck! lol Take care, dude.
Ronan
 

yo fles man bein a while sucks haha you live in paris right??or near there?? should check out this band playin there in august 29th they called crystal castles,,they play kinda experimental electronic shit brilliant man there's 2 of em guy and girl girls so hat,,saw em in limerick fuckin one of the best night of my life haha fuckin class show wouldnt want to go if your epilectic,,
FouxKitty
 

WE MISS YOU FLEX! you were awesome and hella funny! always entertaining man.
wonderf...
 

well, stickam being so damn slow i cant come in and say hello......so HELLO!....:)
mohly
 

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake... we all gona miss you a lot!!!!! i hope me and karol can come meet you!!!! well, ill write you some mails :) gona annoy you with bullshit hehehe.. and i wanna get some bullshit back just so you know ;) i really hope everything changes to the goood for you... you deserve it, you were listening to all the crap i told you and uve been a real good friend!!!! ill be there if you have a problem you know that ;) hope to cya around broo!!!!
yngwies...
 

BEER = JAKE SMILEING SO ITS OK WITH ME!!!!!! :D
everyda...
 

lame.. when i'm out smoking you decide to stop by
everyda...
 

yo flex.. what's good?
monkeym...
 

hey dude well done on becoming entertainer woooohooooo! aint sure how long u been it! but i remember our convo when u said how was i one before u lol was funny! hope ua dn ur girl are sweet and england is missin u come home :D and drink loads of beer :D
DOOM
 

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