fruitxfly

Hi.. I'm Robbie, and i can't piss in a public urinal. Cigarette? no? Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine My profile song ALWAYS reflects how I am feeling.. It is me I love my nintendo DS and am a Pokemon master Automatic doors make me feel like a jedi I can fall UP the stairs I bang face first into the door when trying to open it before realizing the handle says PULL I light my cigarettes upside down when i am drunk I am secretly blonde.. So secret that my hair is unaware of it I used to try and plant skittles in the ground to see if a rainbow would grow out and rain skittles. I try to drink out of bottles that i forgot to open and get frustrated when the beer doesn't come out Once I thought i suddenly went deaf but it was just because my music stopped playing. I laughed at the word cheese for an hour when stoned in high school I smoked a teabag once Thunder makes me hide from the possible apocalypse it could be. and call my friends for safety Jets make me duck for cover I still have stuffed animals I put red food coloring in milk and other foods in the fridge to torment everyone I'm a self conscious anxious paranoid twat who cares too much about what other people think of him "I hammm not drunk.. I jsust have a shpeech impediment.. *vommit Ahnd.... A stomach virush.. *collapse onto floor.. Ahndd an inner ear infecshion Control is a beautiful thing Without it we can all become dominated by our habits no matter what they are The world crashes down heavy and we have the power to make it all fall into place.. Even if only for a few hours Loves music Loves drinking Loves pills Loves the drunken fag Loves people Loves computer games Loves tea in all forms Loves coffee Loves hugs Loves laughing Loves the simple things in life Loves kissing Loves the smell of a newly opened magazine Loves David Tennant ooh yes Loves appearing like a total poof ^ Loves sunglasses Loves LOUD music Techno whore. Electro freak, party hard till you die. Taken.. Let every bitch who has fucked me over have long years of lonliness. soup soup, a tasty soup soup, a spicy carrot and corriander (chilli chowder) CROUTON CROUTON! crunchy friends in a liquid broth i am gispachio(oh) i am a summer soup(oh) MISO MISO fighting in the dojo MISO MISO oriental prince in the land of soup Thanks.