My name is Gabrielle, and I'm not interested in whatever you're selling. well, unless it's cotton candy or superpowers or maybe even some sort of machine that gets to the fleshy part of a coconut easypeasy. Yeah, I'd totally buy that stuff.
I am Here for:
a suppressant of boredom, and maybe meeting a few cool people along the way.
Favorite Movies:
Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Superbad, Juno, The Darjeeling Limited, Pride and Prejudice, The Ladies Man, Little Miss Sunshine, You and Me and Everyone We Know, The Land Before Time, Chumscrubber
Favorite TV Shows:
Scrubs, The Office, House, Conan O'Brien, 30 Rock, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother, stand-up comedy specials.
Favorite Music:
The All-American Rejects, Maroon 5, John Mayer, Mika, Queen, Katy Perry, Jack Johnson, Denison Witmer, Mute Math, The Mountain Goats, Tenacious D, The Dandy Warhols, Paolo Nutini, James Morrison, Eric Hutchinson, Jon McLaughlin, Joshua Radin, Snow Patrol....
Favorite Books:
Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Killing Yourself to Live, The Kite Runner, The Giving Tree, A Million Little Pieces, I Can't Said the Ant, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Stinky Cheese Man, Without You, etc...
I Love:
Dr. John Michael Dorian, nifty bandaids, dancing like a fool, appreciating the little things in life, Daniel Tosh, the Eagles, reading a book you can’t put down, fun colors, Demetri Martin, waking up and realizing you still have an hour+ to sleep, the 90’s, watching the rain, proper spelling & grammar, sarcasm, sleeping in, humor, my doggies, creativity, my friends, the senses, creativity, a colorful lexicon, Turtle Power, the silences in relationships, laughing so hard you cry, feeling captivated with someone or something, the power of perception, intelligence, zoning out, morals.
I Hate:
ALARM CLOCKS, ignorance, arrogance, dog farts, sitting still, bugs/reptiles/arachnids, drama, sinus infections, boredom, fake people, dishonesty, feeling like you’re pulling teeth to hold a conversation with someone, people that walk/drive reallllllly slow, confrontation, chapped lips, stress, feeling lost (in the figurative sense), bug bitespeople that just tell you what you want to hear, jealousy, the evil monkey in my closet.
