My name is Gabrielle, and I'm not interested in whatever you're selling. well, unless it's cotton candy or superpowers or maybe even some sort of machine that gets to the fleshy part of a coconut easypeasy. Yeah, I'd totally buy that stuff.
I am Here for:
a suppressant of boredom, and maybe meeting a few cool people along the way.
Favorite Movies:
Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Superbad, Juno, The Darjeeling Limited, The Ladies Man, Little Miss Sunshine, You and Me and Everyone We Know, The Land Before Time, Chumscrubber, Stepbrothers...
Favorite TV Shows:
Scrubs, The Office, House, Conan O'Brien, 30 Rock, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dexter, Chuck, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, stand-up comedy specials...television is kinda my vice.
Favorite Music:
The All-American Rejects, Maroon 5, Jason Mraz, James Morrison, John Mayer, Mika, Queen, The Script, Denison Witmer, Mute Math, The Mountain Goats, Tenacious D, Paolo Nutini, Eric Hutchinson, Brett Dennin, Joshua Radin, Ernie Halter, Snow Patrol....
Favorite Books:
Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Killing Yourself to Live, The Kite Runner, The Giving Tree, A Million Little Pieces, I Can't Said the Ant, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Stinky Cheese Man, Without You, etc...
I Love:
Dr. John Michael Dorian, nifty bandaids, dancing like a fool, appreciating the little things in life, Daniel Tosh, the Philadelphia Eagles, reading a book you can’t put down, bright colors, Demetri Martin, waking up and realizing you still have an hour+ to sleep, the 90’s, Stand-up comedy, watching the rain, autumn, proper spelling & grammar, sarcasm, sleeping in, the Philadelphia Phillies, humor, my doggies, my friends, the senses, creativity, a colorful lexicon, Turtle Power, feeling comfortable with the silences in conversations, laughing so hard you cry, feeling captivated, the power of perception, intelligence, zoning out, morals.
I Hate:
ALARM CLOCKS, ignorance, arrogance, dog farts, sitting still, bugs/reptiles/arachnids, drama, sinus infections, boredom, fake people, dishonesty, feeling like you’re pulling teeth to hold a conversation with someone, people that walk/drive reallllllly slow, confrontation, chapped lips, stress, bug bites, sweet talking, jealousy, feeling invisible, the evil monkey in my closet.
