Gabzo

If you ain't got no booty, then you gotta go home. The name is Gabrielle. But it wouldn't be in your best interest to beckon Gaby, though, unless you would enjoy having your flesh violently lacerated with a spoon. I'm honest and rather impulsive; so, basically, I will tell you exactly what's on my mind exactly when it gets there. I like Taco Bell, riding horses at the local ranch, and the feeling you get when you land that perfect double axel - yes, folks, I'm a gymnast. But I'm also a nerd who revels in the timeless art of collecting anything and everything that is even remotely related to either Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Pokemon. My life goal is to 'Catchem all and my homies call me Leonardo, if you must know. 99.8 percent of the time, I'm bubbly, energetic, and happy; but if you happen to catch me in an unusual state of depression, just say something ridiculous or hopelessly romantic and I'll snap right out of it. My relationship status will forever remain at a sold 'it's complicated' - and that, friends, is the burden you bear when you have male best friends (who yearn for benefits.) I wasn't exactly looking for an online relationship, but what the hey! Let the chips fall where they may. I'm (partially and complicatedly) single. And I'm looking for that guy. I need someone who likes to cuddle and doesn't mind a girl with an appetite. Intelligence is sexy. Deep voice. Acoustic guitar. (If you checked yes to all of these choices, marry me.) You don't have to do all of that, though. Just impress me and we shall see. Oh, and if I were ever to meet a man who plays the cello.. I think I might just propose to him on the spot.