WARNING: PREPARE FOR YOUR BRAIN TO GO INTO CATACLYSMIC MALFUNCTION AFTER READING THIS
Once upon a time, there was a sun shiny day... The birds were singing... The cute, furry, bunnies were hopping... Everything was peaceful and happy...
Then WE popped out of OUR mommies wet, bleeding cuntS!
I know what you must be thinking... “WTF?”...But don’t worry... WE'RE really nice... and WE have candy in OUR van... Want some?
Who the fuck is Geoffrey & THE BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUTS? It’s a simple but complex subject to speak of... WE'RE obviously intriguing enough for you to be reading this... And let US just whisper a secret in your ear...
“WE ARE ONLY THIS PERFECT BECAUSE WE DO OUR OWN PLASTIC SURGERY”
WE ARE an underground icon to the fag/dyke/str8 world and a terror to the conservative community... WE'RE Makeup ArtistS, ModelS, MusicianS, and guaranteed to become your new addiction by the end of the night. WE'RE the very Picture of Teenage Perfection, so move over Regina George, Courtney Shane, Bianca Stratford, Nancy Downs, Carla Santini & Cher Horowitz... Theres a new “CLIQUE” in town.
You hate Barbie because the bitch has everything... You Hate GEOFFREY because HE killed that slut and jacked her shit faster than a priest cums from touching little school boys.
Hobbies:
DIRRTY SHOWERS, CLUBS, DISCO LIGHTS, TECHNO, SWEAT DRIPPING FROM WET BODIES, SEX, SLUTS AND HOOKERS, CLUB KIDS, MICHEAL ALIG, BOYSEAN, DJ CHRISTOFF, HIGH HEALS, WHIPS AND CHAINS, MARILYN MANSON, KMFDM, YOUR MOMMIES TACO, YOUR DADDIES SAUSAGE, BARBIE & KEN, PINK LIPSTICK, WIGS, CONDOMS, PLATFORMS, JESUS & THE DEVIL, AMANDA LEPORE, PLASTIC SURGERY, BOY GEORGE, MEAT CLEVERS, GLITTER INJECTIONS, PETE BURNS, AND MY HAIRLESS CAT. <3
Favorite Movies:
FAVORITES-
REGINA - "MEAN GIRLS"
COURTNEY - "JAWBRAKER"
BRYAN - "QUEER AS FOLK"
LAURA - "TOMB RAIDER"
MIRANDA - "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA"
HELEN - "DEATH BECOMES HER"
I Love:
Me slapping what you THOUGHT was fabulous right out of your little head...My hairless cat pissing on your "salvation army" Chuck Taylors...The ending of a drama after someone died...your ears ringing from the loud bass of some fabulous techno song...club kids protesting against the arrest of Michael Alig...A scratched up contact lense popping off a bloody eye ball...your mom and dad fucking in the next room...Angels starting a war to stop the arising of the next generation...Geoffrey Paris's quill signing a contract to become Princess/Prince of the underground next generation world...and a dumb bitch crying in her tacky room from the jelousy engraving itself in her cracked skull.
