I am me... i don't suffer from necrophilia... i enjoy every min of it.... im bored this will all be deleted tomorrow or when ever i get a non lazy moment or something..... HEY BITCH GET BACK HERE WITH MY DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!! : fucking pig mys little bastards are quick i tell ya.... ok back to me.... im not interesting... i dont like most people chances are i wont like you.... im a a fucking asshole ( well that's what my momma dot tells me anyway ) llamas are sexy i totally want one... and... the platypus is by far the coolest of all animals... im single and blah blah blah yadda yyadda yadda... :: runs around humming the mission imposable theme :: dun dun dun dun da da dun dun dun dadada dada da da da da yea im a loser but hey at 4:34am so are you... im not happy i don't really want to be i like to be content... ....................im hungry not the country im much smaller than that and only one person and as we all know one person cant be a country..... :: stops to think :: ( god that hurt by the way ) unless it is a very very small one... ................... but im still fat and ugly just ask me ill tell you ...i use to be sexy but im better now ..i just mean i want food.. im a lover not a fighter.. i float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.. no wait that's Mohammad Ali not me sorry i got confused.. ........................... i don't dream look what happened to the last guy that did.. i have dyslexic dyslexia that means i see letters and numbers just fine OH GOD IM FUCKING TIRED!!!!! i................m a walking contradiction i love god but cant stand Jesus ( he owes me money from a bet ) see one day we were playing checkers and i double jumped him then HOLY FUCK ITS A WHALE SWIMMING IN THE KIDDO POOL!!!no wait that's my father...( just kidding hes not that big and well hes not black either ).................( im totally going to hell for saying that about Jesus ):: stops to think :: : ( maybe for the comment about my father too ) actually hes my homeboy were tight like that ( Jesus not the father ) ... so yea i have a mom ( bek ) a dad ( ken ) a father ( he is like voldemort we don't speak his name ) a mother ( we call her psycho hose beast ) and my momma dot ( shes the shit ) < she bought me cigarettes and mtn dew today ... the fastest way to a mans heart is not through his stomach its a little lower.. ( UP DATE !!!!! ) DO TO THE FACT THAT THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH IM NOT GOING TO DELETE IT ILL JUST LEAVE IT UP AND KEEP ADDING TO IT if this doesn't make you smile and or laugh FUCK OFF CAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY !!!! ( END OF UPDATE ): PROFILE SECTION ) NOW ... i like black but im white... red is ok but it makes me blue ... ODD QUESTION !!!! blind people see with there hands so if a blind person had carpel tunnel would he then have carpel tunnel vision???? if an egg can fit in a chicken why cant i ???? yea chicks make me happy in low places if they had lips id totally kiss one ... im not a raciest at all at least not yet im working on it though...but i procrastinate at everything... so i doubt ill ever get to it ... ( SPEAKING OF PROCRASTINATING SINCE I DO IT OFTEN ) IS MY CHAIN SMOKING A LONG DRAWN OUT PROCESS OF TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE ??? ) im not suicidal i just want to die really badly... no not really... i have a short attention span i cant keep focc HEY LOOK AT THAT !!!!! ok what was i saying ??? ( something funny here ) i like to keep things simple.... ( notice no fancy background ) fighting with people on line is like the special Olympics even if you win your still a fucking retard ( im not being mean to mentally handicapped people ( i totally want one for a pet ) "hire the handicapped there fun to watch" ( my aunt use to say that to me when i did stupid shit ) ( she said it a lot )... i love sequels but hate prequels cause i don't care what i missed already...im pan sexual that means i like to fuck the skillet ...but only on Tuesday the rest of the week i fuck gummy bears ( thanks to ra-chill for that one i couldn't think of something to fuck ) ...............................im a whore but i don't get paid... so um yea um um yea um ok um ya TBC. ...........................................my favorite quote is "The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don't let them put you in that position". Leo Buscaglia ..........................................if you want to know more just ask ................................I HATE ... the im more goth attitued i hate the you dont listen to this band or dont liek this band your not goth shit ill listen to what ever the fuck i want and you can kiss my ass! personaly if your liek that id like for you to stick a big sharp object down your throat and try to swallow it whil still holding one in your hand do it repeadly untill you've acumilated up enough blood that it chokes you to death i hate the ima a vampire or warewolf people your fucking stupid and you need to either be stabed with a coffee table or be blugend to death with a silver candle holder its retarded i hate how bad america is being fucked and allowing its self to be fucked by a few people that make up only 1 percent of the population id love to see a broke ass mother fucker be president someone who is actualy for makeing a change not makeing some extra change in there pocket i hate churches who alloud them selfs to be part of government issues CHURCH AND STATE ARE SEPERATE !!!! question for all the christianss who were told to vote " biblicy " HOWD YA LIEK KNOWING THAT YOUR PRESIDENT MADE MIOLLIONS OFF OF YOU PAYING FOR GAS and last i checked sodamy IS SUPOSED TO BE A SIN i hate how 33 percent of the country does not believe in god but 77 percent wont tell them to shut the fuck up so now they can get rid of god from a pleg of alegiance and out of the post office BUT those same 33 percent want there HOLIDAY PAU AND BONUS and they want the day off work FUCK YOU if you dont liek god then I WANT MY MAIL ON SUNDAY I WANT THE STORE TO BE OPEN SO I CAN GET SHIT IF I NEED IT im not taking sides im not a christian its common fucking sence and its stupid if you dont believe why then shpould you get the advantages of it this should probably go in a blog or something i donno maybe ill move it later i think jenny was right i need anger managementher me im sure i will think of more... a lot more.......