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Tylk's Law; " ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FOUL- UPS. " Finagle's rules for Scientific Research; (1) "DO NOT BELIEVE IN MIRACLES - RELY ON THEM" (2) "ALWAYS VERIFY YOUR WITCHCRAFT". Computer Maxim ; "TO ERR IS HUMAN BUT TO REALLY FOUL THINGS UP REQUIRES A COMPUTER". Murphy's Law, Corollary; " IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE THINGS FOOLPROOF. FOOLS ARE SO INGENIOUS" We are here for Music, Humour, Family Values and Friends. I now belong to the higher order of mortals for I have seen the Albatross. (Robert Cushman Murphy, American naturalist 1930) They appear from out of the driving misty rain and are the friends of those that sail in the oft troubled southern waters. Teach us to delight in simple things. And mirth that has no bitter springs; Forgiveness free of evil done, And love to all men 'neath the sun. (Rudyard Kipling) I am not sure about the last bit there are many not so deserving.