Ice Police!
Your bongs will be put on house arrest for lack of ice that violates the 420 law. Your bongs will be required to wear an electronic bracelet that detects the current amount of ice in your bong. If your ice values fall below this required amount this is a violation that could result in hefty penalties such as.. smoking out of a metal pipe that leaks. Please fix these violations and submit your fixes to the appropriate IPA Representative - Ice Police Association. LMAO