<3 Haley

My name is Haley and I have a hole in my sock. I don’t need to get a Mohawk or punch some walls to show how hardcore I am. I’m that one girl with the tiny voice and loud laugh. I’m extremely insecure and I constantly need to be reassured that things will be okay. I try my best not to let people get to me but I usually fail. I don’t trust anyone except my boyfriend... so don’t try to weasel your way into my life. I’m a dork; dork also means whale’s penis. Give me sour candy and I’ll look Chinese for you. When I say “LMAO” I’m actually laughing but it doesn’t come off. I’m not afraid to tell you if you have something stuck in your teeth. I have a crush on my iPod, its getting pretty serious. I hate when people can't spell or type 71k3 th1$ @77 th3 t1m3. So don't talk to me if you do that. I’m a complete klutz so be nice or I’ll trip over something and fall on you. I don’t need to drink to have fun or smoke to look cool. I have a hard time being serious and I’m usually quoting movies when I’m talking. I make up my own words. I’ll probably nickname you something totally offensive and bizarre. I take everything to heart and am easily saddened. but i hide it. I have a slight temper and will threaten to bomb your house if you make me mad. :D I hold grudges. I express myself through writing; I write poetry, stories, and random journal entries. I’m deathly afraid of grasshoppers. I’m a super perv and will laugh at anything that’s inappropriate. And in closing I’m the best thing since frozen burritos.