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ask me about me and find out.. im not putting my life story here. :) btw.. some ground rules. 1. if your gay, your best bet it to not come in. ill just kick you if you start acting creepy.. which you will. 2. if your older then 40, dont come in. you're probably really nice but you're also probably a grandparent. 3. don't come into my room and be silent. 4. i'm not going to show you my penis, so if thats your intention don't even bother. ps: i'm not one of those people that says stuff like this and doesn't follow it. i stick to my rules cuz im not a fucking cam whore. kthxbye QUOTES: [SC] Em says: abstinence is for pussies. [SC] wittz: HURRY ANDREWS PISS ASS DRUNK [SC] Em says: and after i was done climbing the wall like 9 times [SC] Em says: my arms felt like i jacked someone off for nine hours Me: guess what guys, i gotta go to the bathroom again [SC] wittz: bladder the size of a skittle Me: and guess what, im going in the bushes, screw the bathroom [SC] janice: how many babies do you want? i was thinking 10 Me: im a good parent but not that good [SC] janice: well i was thinking we could just sell them and make money Me - you have no idea how mentally white i am Me- Janice, janice, how do you spell your name, one N or 2 Janice - one Me - fyi. its so hard to search lyrics on google drunk Me - GUYS...this is really low quality vodka |
ISNT HE HAWTTTTT.
