Hmmsphil♫
 
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Member Since: 02/08/2008
Last Login:
11/20/2009
Biography






"Love is the expression of one's values, the greatest reward you can earn for the moral qualities you have achieved in your character and person, the emotional price paid by one man for the joy he receives from the virtues of another."


Apparently I upset a handful of people and they say I have changed. I've heard these statements so often from select people that were once creditable individuals in my life. So I feel it's reached the time to address it since discussing it privately they still aren't satisified, so read this a few times. Simply. Yes I have changed and I change all the time. If you people want my ?old stuff? .. well go back and look at movies or screen shots. I gotta keep it moving.

Age:
1/31/1985
Orientation:
Straight
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Education:
Non-existant
Occupation:
Non-existant
Hometown:
MO
Language:
English
Messenger:
AIM: Hmmsphil
MSN: Hmmsphil@Hotmail
Miscellaneous sites:
Twitter.com
Justin.tv
Youtube.com


Hate me? Like me?
Neat.
Send me a message and let me put your insult or compliment on my page.

"Phillip is an AMAZING piece of shizz who know's it and uses it to his advantage. He can speak multiple languages and is fluent in british. so e cn undrstnd exctly wht i say ta im cos e's mint lyke innit. i luv ta av a gd chinwag wiv 'im n e lets me host (well once but shh it was fun) LOVE PHILLIP! <333"
-gigi


"hey phil ur such a great guy and a funny one to one tht definetly needs a cabinet full of cleaners :P love ur live to lol"
-andrea


"Phil I think you are pretty kick ass. You say whats on your mind and your dont give 2 shits about it either. Your pretty sexxii too. <33 lol...anyways keep going live because your live is the best one to chat in..Your really funny. Well ily bye!!"
-sarah


"" I'm not your friend, Buddy! " Nah... Just kidding! Phillip your Live is ONE of the most exciting Lives to come into and I recommend it to everyone! I've met some awesome (Including you) people due to your Live, And became very good friends with them. So keep up the good work! And keep on doing what you're doing... And make me proud you stud muffin you! Ahaha. Suck my balls guy! "
-eskiimo


Phil you're freakin awsome from what I've seen. Nice and cool at the same time. :) I'm glad theres still sane people out there. ^_^"
-everett


:) You're amazing, and whenever I have a bad day I go in your room annnd I always cheer up :D You're fucking awesomeeeee :) LOVE YOU PHILLLL<3 -Oh and PS, I love when you used me and Lacee as bait to see how many lurkers you could get. lmao ;D<333"
-kelly


"why you trying to add me hoe? fuck your shit cunt. i will fuck you up when i come into your live channel."
-uhohjustin


"Hey Phil, Hope you like poetry...
Phil's live is awesome, he's such a ladies' man,
Though Mattie will join when he/she can.
Phil won't be mean, he doesn't like to kick,
But he doesn't want to see your tits or your dick.
Phil's down-to-earth, he's totally for-real,
What you see is what you get, a total steal.
Phil is the bomb, his live's where it's at,
So lurk for a bit, then in come for a chat.
If you choose to hate him, his world won't end,
Just type him a message and then click "send".
Now I'll say to you Phil, I like what you do,
But just for the record, I hate (Phil too) to love you"
-hannah


"There is a lot that can be said about you most of which has already been said.You are a sweety poo, so easy to love and you can make anyone laugh.I think that you are my favorite stickam pedophile! I hope that someday I will be old enough for you so that I could be in one of your sex stories. We can have kids and name one hymen. Anyways, you're a great guy and I am happy to have met you. <33 meghan "
-meghan


"Phillip, you are very down to earth and a wonderful individual. Not too long ago, it was my first time ever joining your live, and I can say I fell in love. I will never forget my first time on your live, you had a competition going on and the prize was a girl and spot on your profile banner. To be honest, I did not care for the girl [sorry Amber! :)], because all I cared about was that spot on the banner! Although I went to the extreme, from pouring hot wax on my private area, to drinking a glass of syrup, to eating IAMS Catfood, I ended up losing. Although sad about my lost, I will continue to participate in your competitions and continue to enjoy your LIVE sessions. Don't ever change bro. You are a friend for life. God Bless You Bro."
-robert


"Phil...u have side burns...and waxy hair...but somehow i still think your handsome. U keep me awake all the way into the early morning and u always seem to keep me and everyone else entertained..especially with them michael jackson impersonations. :) love u phillip!!"
-amberlynn


"phil has nice hair and talks to strangers even though its scary to do sometimes :o but pickles are still way scarier than any other thingy I've seen in the world! :o"
-mondo


"phil..you are delish "
-ashleighjoan


"Philip. You are the nicest person I have ever met in my entire 15 years of life, on stickam & in real life. You have got to be the sweetest, most caring person I know. I love you with all my heart, and forever will. You know you have a special place in my heart :). I'm still waiting on that date when I turn 18. LOVE YOU PHIL. You will make some woman very happy one day.Oh but I think you go on stickam a little tooo much! "
-alexandra


"lol, i dont really even know phil that much, but he hasnt been an asshole to me at all, and seems like a pretty funny guy, so thats kool. i mean, as long as ur having fun on this site, then more fucking power to ya =] \m/ "
-insanity666


"hey phil, u fail at life u loser. stop being a stickam addict and go do something with urself."
-Random Message


"Phil is a big faggot and I love him very much. He make me laugh alot, and i like this. He is sincere, honest, beautiful, easy to admire. And he makes everyone's life more joyful, with his captivating smile, is always well Phil."
-dj


"Phil your like the best entertainer i had seen in a long time your nice not mean or anything all together your just amazing! and when you made me a sign i was like omg phil is awsome ahahha jk but yeah your just an awsome guy-love! <3"
-jack


"You are something. I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up into my vagina. You could just live there. It's all warm and cozy in there and just want to walk around with you inside me. I want to feel your every tickle and scratch and just know that you are there... in my vagina!"
-aaron


"philip is mean. i hate him. my favorite greeting for phil is "fuck you." quick story ; i was a cutter for years && finally got over my addiction to it, but when i entered phil's live for the 1st time ever, he made me crave the cold metal of a razor blade && the warmth of a bath. LOL. with all jokes aside, philip could possibly be my soulmate. maybe ? ..... i think that's the wine talkin' for me."
-cristal


"Phillip is my lockable 12 and Chat zone 12 lover he knows how to make me excited"
-jake


"Philip isn't just your ordinary stickam user. He's here to protect us from all the sneaky masturbators. Ya' know, the ones that don't tell ya they're doing it, and get caught in the act? Phil's the good man who catches them. So thanks Phil, for making stickam a safer, but still shitty, website."
-sierra


"for your review thingy on your page. Message phil. you had me at hello... well actually you had me when you said you'd nearly turn bisexual for me.
i love ya buddy! even if you are voting for mccain. "
-ryan


"Phil IS my Air and Masturbation, I cannot live without him... Where would the world be without a Phil? can you replace a Phil? I SAY NEVER!"
-lyall


"Philip is GREAT! You can always count on him to cure your boredum :) Oh and you gotta love his random facial expressions LOL!"
-michelle


"Oh philip. He melts all the girls hearts. And, has a pretty epic headband. He is always playing a game, which he will own you at, and he is always with some really great friends of his. (Levi is my favorite :D) Me and Phil, we have gone places."
-aaron


"Without phil this site would be just another place for people to stick hotdogs in vagoos. thanks for raising the bar on what we watch online when we need something laugh at. its all because of you phil! "
-pat


"Stickam without Phil is like Peter Pan Without Captain Hook....js"
-micah


"Son son son, when i first heard your mother was pregnant with you i could not take it, so ran away to hollywood to persue my dream of acting. After my role in "Distrurbia" i knew, i had to go find my son and be a role model in his life, and make up for lost time. phillip i want you to know I am happy that condom broke, for if it didn't. ..we would not have you this day. Phil. ...Son. ..i love you. No homo."
-jack


"He short Simple and Fun To Hang Out With MR.PHIL"
-artsmn2


"I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. If I was a chick, I'd totally fuck Phil. Am I allowed to say "fuck?" If not, replace it with "sexual intercourse."
-tyler


"Phil is the kind of guy who you'd take home to your mother. He's gentle and friendly to anyone that joins his live. Even though I hooked him up with Robin, he still loves me. And that is how amazing Phil is. Sure, he hasnt been to a beach or driven on the interstate yet, but there is a first time for everything, and I plan to be there when he gets the sand between his toes for the first time. I love Phil."
-kyle


"Phil is a queer magnet, but don't let the bear in leather on his wall fool you. He loves the ladies, and owns the phrase "it would look better on my floor." Whether playing video games, sleeping, surfing the internetz, and/or being real drunk, Phil is guaranteed to be live. He's friendly, fun, hilarious, and cute! Everyone loves him!"
-feminazi


"phil is pretty damn smart. he knows whats up. and he'll actually take the time to talk to you. :D hes pretty damn chill."
-brooklynn


"Phil is who I watch when I can't find any tranny love on cam4."
-aaron


"Philip Kelly is usually the standard on which the internet is based off of so I approached his stickam site with eagerness and anticipation. When I first got to the page I saw the standard Philip Kelly photoshop images and same creative design that I came to enjoy over the years that have followed him from his Xanga, to his Myspace, to here. The experience was only downhill from there. I saw that on this site he was streamed 24 hours a day almost and it made me think to myself "24 hours of Philip Kelly? Thats 23 hours and 59 minutes more then I can stand being around the guy." While the art and the style give him points it doesn't make up for his revolting personality and the sound of his stupid dog. I give this site a firm 2.5/10. "
-pat


"Phil is a super awesome guy on stickam who is the most engaging person on Stickam. He spends most of his days on Stickam weaving through constant attacks on his sexuality. Especially seeing how he has two heterosexual lovers and has watch some gay porn on a cam website. He is a ubergeek in love with video games and loves the gay guys, even though he isn't gay...But still, the best guy on Stickam since...ummmm....no one "
-kevin


"phil is fat and socially awkward. he uses internet programs like stickam and palace to find friends... and he uses his hot brother's friends to act as irl friends. but it's okay phil's funny sometimes even if he doesn't have a high school education."
-julie


"Phil is a loser, i love him, but seriously. he just needs to calm down >:]"
-tiana


"Phil is down, he's got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy (unless it is Philip), no matter how dope his ride is. Phil's momma didn't raise no fool'! All joking and altered movie quotes aside, Philip is awesome without trying. He radiates cool just by existing. I would give my left (imaginary) testicle for his phone number. Hint, hint."
-nikki

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vetzer: you sick bastard
assley booty.: You're always right
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"Society trades it's dignity for a place to sleep, and sells it's soul to get by."


Quickies: If the STICKAM PLAYER doesn't load . . please click the webcam icon located under my profile picture.
Rules: Suck, do your own thing - if enough people are mad they'll kick you out and i'll get the messages and deal with it then.
It's stickam - a website that provides a free privileged service so check the terms of their service and enjoy the company. I'm not going to baby-sit you, but I will be your friend!! Thanks for visiting my profile!


aybe we haven't met, but I don't want to be an ant. You know? I mean, it's like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continously on ant autopilot, with nothing really human required of us. Stop. Go. Walk here. Drive there. All action basically for survival. All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient, polite manner. "Here's your change." "Paper or plastic?' "Credit or debit?" "You want ketchup with that?" I don't want a straw. I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don't want to give that up. I don't want to be ant, you know?
Thanks for visiting my profile and giving me the time of day. I am not the typical stickam guy looking to get your top off (though I am a guy and they are nice too look at!) I don't want to see your tits or your penis. I don't have a desire to date you and honestly I will have already judged and classified you after seeing your screen name so please have some respect for yourself. I'm the guy that tries to be the best friend you can count on. I'm the guy that doesn't put a price on a good weekend.. I'm the guy throwing up. I'm the guy that wants to hear your problems if you're down with no strings attached. I'm the guy that's sometimes egotistical and full of himself, it's not that I think I am but it's a random emotion. I'm the kid who plays with pretend swords and mocks video game bosses. I'm that one guy that's imitated but never duplicated. I'm the guy that goes up to you to make sure you're ok and having fun or needing to talk. I'm the guy who realized at an early age that drugs don't solve anything..but I have done some. Sometimes I'm attractive sometimes I'm not; same thing goes for you but WE can be bigger than that. I'm the guy that isn't a leader or a follower but eventually the latter happens. I am the guy that can move you. My sometimes daily activites include talking in engrish (replacing Ls with Rs) or pretending to speak Japanese. Random sword fights against people or powering up like a DBZ guy. Sometimes I'll talk like Donald Trump. I like to drink in a safe place with friends. (Disclaimer: I think people should wait until they are 21 to drink!). A few hobbies are random movies. Girls. Music. Computer. Gym. Drawing. Being creative. Friends that rant. Xbox Live, Playstation Network, Nintendo Wii and its virtual console games. Some computer games, Cracker Barrel & checkers. TGI Fridays and waitress talking. Games at Leos. Being creative with Brian Wilson. Enjoying company from people that know I'm an idiot and they're OK with it. Driving and singing along with star 102.1. Rare moods where I want to drive. Drunk calls from my friends and convincing their friends they shoot bright heterosexual rainbows. Making fun of Emily for being southern. Four/Five hour AM emo-talks with Ashley. Randomly fighting with Dani and of course playing on stickam.
On the left side are a few appreciation signs because I think "fan signs" sounds arrogant and fucking stupid. I enjoy shots, & custom delivered funnel cakes, random rockband performances, and spontaneous berries and cream dances, body signs, drawings, or poems. Credit In appearing order: Micah, Andrew, Karina, Amber, Erin, Robin, Erin, Micah, Ballzonya, Anne&Ashley, Anne, Tiana, Tiana, Ballzonya, Fatal, Msstress, Sexyphil, Duped&Ballz, Random girl, Emo, Nikki, CaptainTits, Tigan, Brook, Kyle, Micah, Anne&Party, Pat,Stephanie, PaperPlatePeople, Toby, Andrew, J-is-Silly, Longsocks&Omen, Caveman, MikeTheMan, Woll, Caveman, Aliii, SexyRyan, CheeserAnon, Monkey, Clairty&Friends, Bitinghips, Audio, Cheeser, Arty, Aliii, Amber, Bethany, DancinDick, Michelle, Casey, AOC, Andrew, SpartaChloee, Dimes, J, Longsocks&Omen, Amber, Micah, Emo, Robin, Jenn, BongTV, Star, Dimes, Heather, Charlie, Pat, Jake, Kyle, folly, duped, jake, illy, samzilla, mztokyo, feminazi, aaron, joe, joe, johnny, mickey&friend, meghan, Random girl, X-Ashley, Gigi, unbreakable,Sabby, Cheeser, Johnny, Love kills, Djdie, Rawr patrick,J-is-silly, Gerald, Clforhberg, Ddawg, Abbilishus, Andrew, Ryan , Snap Emma, Ddawg, PSN, Anthony, OmgitsJon, Blake, Cate ,Fruit cup, Emma , Nev, Desa, Duped, Kandy, hannah, Killer Kathy, Laceshea, Xamillion, Tyler, lindsie, Kristy, Cherokee, Dimitry, Blake, Andrew, Eskiimo, Pete, Christina, Lachee, Priscilla, NessieCakes, Matt, Blake, Andrew, Babexrave, Greg, Emma, NicoleNever, 123kristti, _tony, Scott, Brenna, Julia, Kiki, Joseph, Kalynn, Cate, Devon, Dragon, Clayton, Ashley, Chessi, Emma, Rampitbliss, Steven, Reno, Tay, Dan, Greg, Aver, Aver

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(Q):Why the picture "I hate Phil?"
[A]:One of my friends Casey(bitch) mocks hating me. I decided to agree with her and hate Phil with her. That's basically it. I am Phil and I like me.
(Q):Why did you add me?
[A]: I just did, I guess.
(Q):Can I be in your banner?
[A]:Stickam is very community oriented and I love the community. Stickam would fucking suck without the actual people so I try to make my profile about me but more about everyone else. If I get to know you more on a personal level, sure, but I try to keep it to the people who make me "hmmsphil".
(Q):How are you streaming your television?
[A]:I am using an capture card called Dazzle DVC100 teaming up with my Nintendo Wii / whatever console I am using. If I am on webcam I am using WEBCAMMAX with picture in picture enabled (its in options). I also have an AUDIO MIXER so I am able to talk on my mic reguardless and that's the Xenyx502. If you are interested in streaming please go here. It helped me with everything I do now!
(Q):How did you make this profile?
[A]:I used Photoshop CS4 / BASIC HTML. All my profile consists of is image alignment. It's very easy to do and I get too much credit for this profile. I am going to explain briefly how I made my profile in these few steps.
1) Image Alignment
2) Photoshop tutorials
3) Basic HTML Link

(Q):I am kicked why did you kick me asshole fuck!?
[A]:I did not kick you damn it someone else did tell me so I can unmod the entire room! Sorry!!
(Q):Are you gay?
[A]:No I am just very flamboyant.
(Q):Are you gay?
[A]:No I am just very flamboyant.
(Q):Are you gay?
[A]:No I am just very flamboyant.
(Q):What webcam do you use?
[A]:I use the QuickCam® Orbit AF.
(Q):Can you help me with my profile?
[A]:I can do my best.
(Q):How did you do the "Philcam' on your screen?"
[A]:Photoshop and whatever webcam program I use to broadcast. Either Manycam or Webcam max - both will work.
1) you go to dafont.com and pick a font.
2) Open up Photoshop and type the font then make the layer typed on 45% Opacity.
3) Import them on whatever webcam program you use to stream. (Manycam you click 'add new effect') or (Webcam Max you click PinPSource1, picture, then click the + icon.)

























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sparkyp...
 

hey(: whats upp?
Hmmsphil♫
 

http://upload.snelhest.org/images/091118Phil2.jpg
Steph
  

why was i banned?? i was just helping for the test
vetzer
 

Yankee doodle went to town ridin on a pony yeehaw.... this just about sums it up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6K8yfQYOTQ&feature=related nuff said fucker!
bbykilla
 

great job on the profile! to be honest im probably going to be spending the next million hours trying to figure out how to make my profile look a little cooler like yours--with "image alignment" and all, i already have experience with adobe and basic html, so whatevs :) just wanted to say im impressed. uhmm anyway just droppin in cause this is the first time i've took the time do so, and wanted to say hey :) your obviously a creative & outgoing person, so props! ^__^ BBYKILLA
vetzer
 

There was a guy called philip kelly who liked to pose and show of his belly,he uses the phrase 'no homo' alot and he will put you on 'big screen' so don't come in his live after smokin to much pot, he's a kinky sick fuck who talks some amount of muck and if he lived in liverpool they'd say he's a loveable ole chuck! Big-up to his parents for creating this weirdly wonderful being.... will he ever marry emily, well it remains to be seen. Tune in next time for more stickydrama on the philip kelly show. vetzer-creator of bob.
alanna....
 

you are my heterorainbow. http://i34.tinypic.com/53sobt.png me rove you rong time phirip
ashishawt
 

dayum youza sexy bitchhhhhhhhh :)bye
Black a...
 

I Thought I Was Crazy Man Your Fucking Funny Ass Hell I Love How You Talk These Bitches! Keep It Up!
Kre8tive
 

Nice to see a truly "real" person represented on stickam Phil. Love your show and enjoy popin in to see what's happenin... You just keep doin what you do, and we will chill back and enjoy. You're my stickam hero. lol Your Kre8tive friend.... -Rich
^_^Blake
 

MAN I LOVE THIS MAN. SO MUCH I WANT TO REPEAT THIS SENTENCE FOUR TIMES. MAN I LOVE THIS MAN. SO MUCH I WANT TO REPEAT THIS SENTENCE FOUR TIMES. MAN I LOVE THIS MAN. SO MUCH I WANT TO REPEAT THIS SENTENCE FOUR TIMES. MAN I LOVE THIS MAN. SO MUCH I WANT TO REPEAT THIS SENTENCE FOUR TIMES.
Raybes ...
 

Hey, I was curious, did you design your stickam profile page layout yourself? It is really cool.
Dr. Fis...
 

[IMG]http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt284/oldmangreg/philranger.jpg[/IMG]
Danno-e...
  

i'm glad u chose that pattern from the pack the darker one would have worked too but as long as u didnt use my pattern i'd be cool with it haha
keeleyg...
  

nononono ):