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DISCLAIMER:When sending me a message or a comment you sure-as-shit will not get a reply if:
*You message me asking me what my name is. (It shows me you obviously didn't read anything on my page, or even look right above my photo.)
*yOu tYpE LyKe diZ - Because I will be forced to inflict mass amounts of bodily harm on you by beating you senseless with a heavy, blunt object.
*You can't grasp the simple concept of using proper, decent English. (I mean really, is it THAT fucking hard?)
*Hate Mail. I'm honestly flattered you took time out of your day to insult me via a mass-communications website. How adorably Junior High of you.
*You send me a message containing ANYTHING similar to; 'Dayummmm babi! U'z fcukin sexci as hell mama! holla at me!" I won't Holler at you until you pass English Class, and acquire a decent level of respect, you dumb fuck.
*You're a jealous Girlfriend. (Believe me, honey. I more than likely want nothing to do with him anyway. So relax.)
*You read this page, and assume I'm a conceited bitch because I don't like to converse with disrespectful, illiterate juveniles. Grow up.
On the other hand, I will reply to you if:
*You use proper English & can Spell.
*You catch my attention with something out of the ordinary.
*You're attractive. (Don't lie, you're the same way.)
*We have things in common.
*I like your Band // Music.
*You're educated in something other than the rules of Beer Pong.
*You interest me. :)
Ps: If you ask for my number keep in mind that i dont give out my number unless i have met you in person if your not,my answer is always going to be: 1800-You-Wish.
