cyberman

First of all, not to sound egotistical or anything, but being a Christian, I'll have you know that, Jesus & I run our chatroom under HIGHER standards: HIS(points upward)! And yes, although being overweight, I will not flash you, so don't even bother asking! Okay?! Also, if you have nothing better to do w/ your time than to come in here & insult me BECAUSE of my weight/body size, you will IMMEDIATELY find yourself on the OUTSIDE of the chatroom & I may even ban you! People might not think that's very "Christian" of me, but believe me, even though I'm doin' my best to try & forgive those people who've wronged me in my past, I've hadta put up w/ MORE than my share of abuse from such people over the years, so please understand & DON'T DO IT!!! The bottom line is, you be cool & I'll be cool, kapesh? In addition, I WILL be discussing Jesus as a subject matter (Yes, I know that name offends the world, but tough!), because I care & I'm sick & tired of seeing people die & go to Hell! I also know that I may come across as a bit mean at first (Believe me, I CERTAINLY don't mean to), but, as a Christian & as a fellow human being, I actually CARE about those who come into my chatroom, young & old alike (And yes, unlike SOME PEOPLE on here, all ages ARE WELCOME, including old folks like me! However, if you harass the young people, and you try to get them to do things that they normally wouldn't feel comfortable doing, I WILL KICK YOU OUTTA HERE SO FAST, IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!! And, needless to say, YOU WILL BE BANNED, PERMANENTLY, & REPORTED to Stickam staff!!! SO PERVS, BEWARE!!! But being the merciful person that I am, I will also tell you that you MAJORLY need Jesus, and that I will be praying for you, as well as anybody else you may've victimized!!!) & believe in "Tough Love", hence the attitude. Okay, now that we've got some ground rules outta the way, I'll let'cha know that besides being a Christian, I'm also an old metal rocker from the '80s(But you'll probably figure that out when you see the Kramer ProAxe w/ the bullethole stickers on it hanging in the background, needless to say.) who, in recent years, has been turned on to Country Music by conservative radio talkshow host, Sean Hannity, (Yes, I'm also a conservative talk radio/news junkie who likes to stay informed & watches Fox News Channel, uh, how shall we say it, "religiously". I know, bad pun! :P ). And yes, like I said, even though I may unintentionally come across as a bit mean sometimes, if you hang around long enough, you'll find that I'm actually a really cool & fun guy who likes to crack jokes, do impressions (ESP. cartoon voices! Those're ALWAYS fun! :D ), sing (Particularly in the METAAAAAAL STYLE!!!), as well as give free guitar lessons over the 'net via Webcam (Fellow rock/metal/shred guitar players take note! I know, I know, bad pun again on that LAST WORD! Hahaha! :P~~~~~). So please, forgive & understand my sometimes harsh attitude while you're here. Even though I don't know a lotta you (Though I'd actually like to get to know you, if you'll let me), just please understand that, as guests in our chatroom, that Jesus & I love you guys VERY MUCH & have your best interests at heart. Obviously, I'm not your folks (i.e. parents), & I'm not gonna pretend to be. I also understand that many of you may only have one parent to go to to talk to, and that also, like many teenagers/young people, some--not all, but SOME--of you may have strained relations w/ your parents. I encourage you that, w/ Christ's help, that you try & mend things w/ your folks, because whether you realize it or not, Jesus loves you VERY MUCH & so do your folks. Anyway, that's about all for now, have fun (But behave yourselves) in the chatroom, and everything will be fine. Here's a ^5 & a *HUG* to you guys, and I'll cya in da'chatroom (When I'm here, that is, of course!). Laters! :) Update(!): Now that I've totally surrendered (Where before, I was just "riding the fence", so to speak) to Christ, you'll find that I'm a much calmer guy than before (And for those of you who unfortunately, have seen a certain video of me that these losers called the 4chan gang have posted on YouTube of me getting mad at them during one of their idiotic raids on my chatroom on the afternoon of August 17th, 2006, I'll have you know that this occurred BEFORE my recent total surrender to Christ and also, I think I'd been up all night & all day that day on the computer. [A practice I'm now stopping, w/ the Lord's help.].), so I wasn't in the best of moods. Now, if you really wanna know what I think about these guys, I think they're just sad, pathetic little human beings who have nothing better to do with their time than to harrass folks on here like me. So my message to them is this: In the future, guys, I'm gonna be logging EVERY SINGLE ONE of your raids, taking screen captures of them, your faces & nicks, reporting you to stickam staff, and hopefully having you arrested & prosecuted for harrassment (Which is illegal in all 50 U.S. states, if not in other countries as well) to the fullest extent of the law! So beware! Me, Stickam & YouTube staff're coming after you! You want war?!!! YOU GOT IT(Cue Stryper's "Soldiers Under Command"!) (Through the legal system, of course! Oh yeah! And for you gaiaonline guys & gals, this means you too!)!!! Because I know this w/out a doubt: That YOU WILL stand before an Almighty, Holy God (Who is fighting for me against you guys even as we speak: you just don't know it yet!) on Judgement Day. And lemme tell ya! What HE can do to you is EVEN FAR WORSE than what either I OR MAN'S legal system could ever do (But the latter will hafta do for now!)!!! Fear Him, and know that HE IS LORD!!! Amen!!! Cyberman out!