| Films of the Critters On A Conveyance genre currently released or under development include: Snape's on a Plane Piranhas on an Escalator Badgers on a Tram Suicide Bombers on a Plane Planes on a Plane Planes on a Snake Snakes on a Snake Snakes in your ass Motherfuckers on a Plane Oxygen on a Plane You on a Plane Republicans on an oil-tanker The Titanic on a Plane Bears on a Submarine Camels on a Submarine Snakes on a Coordinate Plane Snakes on a Plain Snakes on a Crane Snakes on an Inclined Plane Snakes on a Plaintiff Snakes on a Higher Plane of Existence Snakes on a Lower Plane of Existence Snakes on a Hydroplane A Fly in my Soup Al Capone in Alcatraz Al Gore's most important work to date: Spiders in the Loo. Al Gore on a cloud Alligators on a Golf Cart Animals on an Ark Antelopes in a Taxi Ants in Your Pants Armadillos on a Monorail Armored Bears on a Zeppelin Babies in a womb Badniks in a Semi-Automatic Handgun Production Factory. Badgers in a brothel Badgers in a Bath Bald people at a Hairdressers Batman and Robin in the Batmobile Bears on a Jet Ski Beatles on Drugs Becks on a Plane (based on the true story of David Beckham) Bees in a Spelling Bee Bees on a Bus Bees on an Amphibious Landing Craft Bender on a Fender Bill and Hillary Clinton in your Ass Boobs on a dick Borg on a Cube Bonds on Steroids Brains on a retard Bugs on a Camel Bugs on a Windshield Bullcrap on a Chef's Salad Bulls in a China Shop Bush in Iraq Butterflies in a Stomach Camels on a Hanglider Candirú in a Swimming Pool Captain Obvious on Being Obvious Care Bears on a Cruise Liner Cars in a Lane Castle in the Sky Cats in All Your Base Cats on a Hat CATS on a Zig Cats under a Lawnmower Cats On A Conveyerbelt Charlie Brown on Heroin Chavs at a Conference Chavs in a Cave Chickens on a Roller Coaster Chinese people at the Olympics Chimeras on a Space Shuttle Chimps on a Blimp Chuck Norris Under Your Bed Coatamundis on a Lawn Mower Cobras on a Jackhammer Cockroaches in Coffee Cockroaches In The Microwave Cock in your Ass Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Candlestick Colonel Sanders at KFC Conservapedians on a live, televised debate (a different kind of "conveyance" but no less hilarious/deadly) Cowboy Curtis on a Canope Crabs on a 'Copter Cripples on a Wagon Crocodiles in a Submarine Crows on a Bar Crows on a washing upline Cruise on a Couch Cylons on a Battlestar David Beckham on a Rickshaw David Seeman in goal Dead man in a chest Death in a box Democrats in Denver Dick in a Box Din mama on papa Dinosaurs in a Park (actually, it was already done ;) ) Dingoes on a baby Dogs on a Spaceship Doctors in a Dormitory Dolphins on a Golf Cart Dorks in [Zork|Zork] Dragon on a Wagon Drakes on a Train Dykes on a Bike Dudes on chicks Elephants on an Elevator Emos in a Blender Emos on a knife Emus on a Go Kart Elephants in a minicab Ferrets on a Ferry Fire ants on a condom Fish on a Limousine Foxes on Boxes Frogs on a Log Gays on a Giant Gun Geese on the Hindenburg Genie in a Lamp Gerbils in Richard Gere Ghosts in a Hotel Gila Monsters on a Moped Giraffes on a Skateboard Girls on Trampolines Gnomes on a Kodo Goats on a Boat Godzilla in Tokyo Grease on John Travolta Green Eggs on Ham in a box with a fox Grues on a Garbage Truck Grues Up Your Ass Hamsters on a Hovercraft Hands in my Pants Hat on a Cat Headmasters in a closet Herman Melville on a Whale Hobos on a cheap airline flight Homosexuals in a Closet •••• --- •-• ••• • ••• / •• -• / -- --- •-• ••• • (Horses in Morse) Hyenas on Parade Iguanas in a Lift Snakes on Iron Man Snakes on Iron Man on a Plane in outer Space Indians in a Cupboard Jack in the Box Japanese in a Fridge Jesus on a Cruxifix Jormangundr on a Longboat Jews in an oven Jews in a bank Jim Carrey in a bad movie Kangaroos on a Kite Kebabs on a Stick Kids in a Classroom King Kong in a Thong Kittens in a Huff Kittens in Mittens Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 1) Kiwis on a Unicycle (part 2) Klingons on the Starboard Bow Koalas on a Space Shuttle Komodo Dragons on Foot Kung Fu Pandas at the Box Office Lamps on a Washing Machine Lava on your lunch Lawyers on a NASA class 2 space shuttle Lawyers on a Forklift Lawyers on a Pogo Stick Lemmings on a land mine field Lemurs on a Beamer Lice in someone hair Lice on Rice Lions on a Pogo Stick Llamas on a Lland Rover Llamas on the LAM (with "LAM" referring to a new, sci-fi transportation system) Lucy in the Sky: With Diamonds Manatees in a Mansion Mario on a Kart Mario on a Mushroom Martians on a Fork Lift Martians on a Pogo Stick McCain on McPlane Memes in the forum (sure, they're dangerous!) Microorganisms on my Scalp Minks in a Sink Mitochondria in a Cell Mongoose on a Caboose Monkeys on a Bike Monkeys on a Crane Morons at Progressive.com Munkies on a Trukk Mr Miyagi on a Motorbike Michael Jackson on children Michael Jackson on Jesus Juice Motherfuckers in a Motherfuckin Line Being Stupid Motherfuckers While Looking Like Motherfuckin Bitches Motherfuckers in space Motherfuckers on an Anthill N00bs on a Forum Naked Mole Rats on a Segway Nigga on a bike! Niggas on crack Niggas on The Block Niggas on Welfare Negima! Season 2 Episode 2 Side A: Frogs on a Bullet Train (starring Asuna Kagurazaka, Negi Springfield, and Setsuna Sakurazaki) Ninjas in a Church Ninjas on a Big-Wheel Nixon on a toilet Noobs on Counterstrike N00bs on the 'Net Notes on a Scandal Obama H. up your Ass Orcs on a Zeppelin Osama on a Plane Obama on a Plane Oscar on a Wilde Oscar Wilde on a Child Otters on a merry-go-round Owls on a Tram Pandas on a Tuk-tuk Partridge in a Pear Tree Party in your Mouth Pedophiles on a School Bus Penguins in a Movie Penguins on a March Peppers in a Hoveround Pigs in a Blanket Pimps in the Crib Pirates at World's End Pirates on the Caribbean Platypus on a Water Raft Plates on a Table Polar Bears on a Train Porcupines on a Zipline Posts on a Topic Priests in a Preschool Pussy on a Vibrator Quail on a Snail Rabbits on a Rocket Rabbits on a Rotating Plinth Raving Rabbids in a toilet Rails on a Railroad Rakes on a Train (prequel) Rats on a Double Decker Bus Rats on a ROFLcopter Ravens in a Rave Republican in the White House Rhinos on a Roller Coaster Sagat on a Moonbike Samuel L Jackson's career in a coffin Samuel L Jackson penetrating a motherfuckin T-rex Samuel L Jacksons on a Motherfuckin Plane Samuel L Jackson on Your Face Samurai in a sermon Scorpions on a Dirigible Sea Turtle on a Rollerskate Seals in a sandwhich shop Seals on Wheels Sharks on a Train Sharks on Your Face Sheep in a Jeep Sheep on a Subway Sheep in a Sandwhich Shits in the White House Shoop on a Whoop Shrikes on Strike Skanks on a Chain (Samuel L. Jackson's in that one, too..."Black Snake Moan") Sloths on a Skyscraper Snails on a Kayak Snake or plan (the Chinese version) Snakes in a Daycare Snakes in a Hairdressers Snakes in Plain Clothing Snakes on a Bi-Plane Snakes on a Train! Snakes on our dick Snakes on Kurt Cobain Snakes on a plain piece of paper Snakes on Bristol Palin (that's what she said!) Solid Snake on a Box Spammers on this Article Spiders on a Glider Spongmonkeys on the Moon Squirrels on a Garbage Truck Steaks on a Plain Stuff on a Stick Stingrays in a Swimming Pool Tapirs in a Tent Teletubbies on a Plane Tigers on a Bike (with that memorable catch phrase "Ahh, Tigers!") - Fraser Young, comedian. Tom Crui (plural?) on a couch Tommy Lee in a College (Never made it in the big screen) Triceratopses on a Tricycle Trolls on a forum Trolls on penis Turkeys in Turkey Tweenies on a Plane* Uncyclopedia on Wikipedia Uncyclopedians on a Bandwagon Unicorns on a Unicycle Unspecified animal in an unexpected and funny place Van Halen at a Concert. Vectors on a Plane Virus in a computer Wamps in a cave Wampas on a Hovercraft Weights on a Spring Balance Whales in a Washing Machine Whales on Tricycles Welshman on a Sheep Whimps on a Blimp White People in Harlem Willies in a washinf up bowl Wombats in wheelbarrows Wombats on a Whirlygig Wookies on a TIE Fighter Mexicans in a Church Black People on a Chicken Worms in an Apple Your Brain on Drugs Your Mom on My Cock Zebras on a Zeppelin Zombies in a Mall Zombies in an Elevator Orks on a Waaagh! Adam Sandler in a Good Movie (cancelled, God forbids his Laws to be broken) Lag on a Server Space Marines on a Raft Nerds on a Date (in development hell) Trolls on Probation Bros on a Ho Headcrabs on People's Heads Lakitus on a Cloud Pirhana Plants in a Pipe Kiwis on a Rampage Berserkers on a Floating House Pylons on a Road Pants on Fire!!! (they're all liars) Pokemon in a Ball Neurons on a Brain Cockroaches on a Colony Ship Hobbits on a Quest 1337 SnIpErZ on Halo Zerg in a Rush Pikes on a Peak Chameleons on Everything Scots on a Binge Generic Dangerous Creatures on a Generic Not Easily Escapable Mode of Transportation Fountain of Wayne Zebras on a Zeppelin I'm sick of these motherfucking edits on this motherfucking website! Mother on a Fucker! Hearts on Fire Daleks in a TARDIS Me on your mom Tramps on the Underground People on a Bus |
