Stabbing Hobo

Hm, what to say. I always hate doing these about myself things on any site. It's always the same stuff and I never know what to say so I usually ramble on like I am now.

I joke around a lot, I'm hardly ever serious. People tell me they have a hard time figuring out if I'm messing around or being serious. I like to think it's a bit easier than that, but that's just me. I like to make people laugh, it's one of the few things that can bring genuine happiness to myself. I'm nice as hell, just get to know me. And if you still don't like me, well then fuck, there must be something wrong with you.

Outside of that, I'm pretty deep and complex. Honestly, I don't think anyone actually knows me. I hate opening up and confiding into people, so I pretty much bring it upon myself, so whatever. Hell, I have a hard time figuring myself out, and I'm me! o_O

I want to get out of this town and start a new life, because I hate where I live. It's boring. I've seen it all. I've done it all. I want to go away, far away. But I don't have the means to do so, which sucks. So yeah if anyone wants to loan me a couple thousand to move far away, I'll be more than happy to take the money and run with no intentions of paying you back. =D

It's amazing how fake and shallow people on this site are. Almost comical, actually. Seriously guys, it's the internet. No need to act cool. No need to try and be someone or something you aren't, in order to fill your own social voids. And there's 6 billion+ people in this world, you expect everyone to be good looking? It's called being part of a gene pool, something no one has control over. There's so much more to every person on the planet than just appearance. It bothers me that so many people are so superficial and can't grasp this concept. Ah well...

I dunno, I find myself boring and hate talking about myself. Just get to know me or ask me something or whatever, and I'll answer with brutal honesty. And yup, now I'm definitely rambling on...