Kyle Ford (noun) i.e. "You're such a Kyle Ford" Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." Is tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Often Complains. Hates the word deck. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like he doesn't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Marlboro Smooth), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show. Always on the list. Majors or majored in fashion, glamour, or fame. Name-drops.
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