ashlyfXXk

im a kid at heart, but i will fuck you up like a 500 pound sumo wrestler. i don't weight that much but i eat enough for a starving family of 10. I listen to music more then i sleep and im emo to the point where i kick and punch myself. not really. my parents worry im to sexual. cooking eggs was the biggest fasincation of my life. im the smartest kid in my school but my friends worry i got hit with a stupid stick. i also have a sweater that makes me look like i have a boner. i wake up at 4 and grab my phone and think im in the right shape to text. when i was 4 i stoled my dads wedding ring and exchanged it for a porn magazine. I rarely care about anything. I won't care about you half as much the next time around if I have to give you a second chance. I pee with the door open, and I walk around with my ass hanging out and don't give a shit. I never wear clothes, and I sing too loud no matter where I'm at or who I'm around. I touch my hair and my tits about every 5 seconds like it's my job. I play video games almost half of the day. I'll call you at random hours of the night just to say hi. I'm a huge pervert, I talk/think about sex more than you'd expect. I get mad too easily, and I get bored of people quick. I'm sarcastic about a lot of stuff. I'll tell you straight up what I think about you. As unoriginal as it sounds, you'll know if I don't like you. I'll give you my honest opinion about everything. i'm very opinionated and always have my last say. talking shit about or to me isn't going to hurt my feelings. it just makes you look immature and pathetic, and in the end it makes me feel good knowing i effected your life when you had absolutly no effect on mine. :]. Please, send me hatemail. I incourage you too. Be lame and cyber hurt my feelings, cause you know, thats the cool thing to do these days:)