Infidel
Something You Should Know About Me
I've got half as many legs as you, but can keep up in a race. If I find money on the floor, I keep it. I read constantly, but comics. I have a cat, but she's a cunt. Nirvana is still the greatest band of all time, but I listen to more MC Chris now than anything else. I've been hitting on this girl for a really long time, but she hasn't taken my last name as of yet. I have proof that aliens exist, but I won't tell anyone what that proof is.
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wiseman knows himself to be a fool."
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